Ella-melon - Ella

Finally some good fucking news

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

10/10 dad joke

want more juice but i drinked it all. this is, i cannot stress this enough, utterly fucked

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

there is milk in girls

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me