Sex Is Cringe. "Hey Do You Wanna Come Over And Play Boners Together?" What Naked Bullshit. They Have

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

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1 month ago

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

4 months ago

Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points

You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points

You Cooperative, prev selfish; You lose 1 point

Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1.5 points

(ps make sure to say what you voted)

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4 months ago

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

4 months ago

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

2 months ago

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

4 months ago

Just watched a spider try and fail to spin a centipede. Best wishes girl

4 months ago

I saw some snippet of a callout post for an autistic trans woman where they list social faux pas she committed, and I think we allistic people should all feel 100x more ashamed of not telling people in the moment how we feel about what they're doing. I think its extremely evil and cruel to not only lie to an autistic person and blame them for it but also to feel justified shaming them for your behavior. And it's currently the social norm to do that

1 month ago

Imagine being a knight radiant on the battlefield and the lightweaver next to you just mutters "I'm into piss" and their lightweaving get visibly better

5 months ago

according to vocadb, you were the highest rated producer in 2024, so congratulations!! imo you absolutely deserve this placement

OH WOW???

According To Vocadb, You Were The Highest Rated Producer In 2024, So Congratulations!! Imo You Absolutely

genuinely shocked i made it all the way up here!!! what an honor... i was really busting my ass all of 2024 and i'm glad it seems to have paid off !!

im almost certainly not going to match that this year but i have no intention of slowing down so let's see what's in store :~)

5 months ago
When They Put Babies In Little Sleeping Bags... Petition To Make The Entire World Colder... We Need To
When They Put Babies In Little Sleeping Bags... Petition To Make The Entire World Colder... We Need To

when they put babies in little sleeping bags... petition to make the entire world colder... we need to stop global warming

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