Tip: You Can Microwave Stale Croissant For 15-20 Seconds And It Will Become Soft And Warm And Nice. Cut

crazy that in the 1970s they were like, "fine, women can play sports. but because they're innately less athletic than men, only in a special ghettoized League For The Frail And Delicate where they get paid less 😊". And not only is that still the system in 2023, but viciously lashing out at the smallest challenges to that system gets framed as Feminist Praxis

me and gf were making out and i slipped my hand into her waistband for a second and burst into uncontrollable laughter because this fucking tweet appeared in my head like a message from god

hi how the fuck does tumblr work

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

idk why people are offended when kids are like 'im aroace.' yeah, they MIGHT grow out of it. i did! i used to identify as aroace and now i dont and like SO? i was comfy and happy identifyin as aroace. i wasnt hurting anyone. i am comfy and happy now, it didnt like HARM me. and some might NOT grow out of it, and theyll find a label that fits them very young and keep it as they grow older! and be super comfy and happy! like why do you give a shit about the possibility that something COULD be a phase. its not hurting anyone either way! its just making people comfy and happy!

Warning to all Tumblr users, do not attempt to post Rage Bait on the new app 'Blue Sky' because the users there are too intelligent to fall for it.

Blogging this tweet because this explains SO MUCH about the mindset of pretty much all the folks I’ve known who’re against single-payer, it’s not even funny…

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me