Hey Sorry For Getting Really Pissy At You Earlier Because I Could Hear You Chewing. See I Have A Condition

there is milk in girls

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

if youre cold theyre cold put them in your mouth

One of the best things you can do when cooking for yourself is to always double the portions in a recipe so you have leftovers for when you don’t feel like cooking. One of the worst things you can do is trying to fuck the garbage disposal.

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it