Real(Call 911 Im Going Insane)

If anyone hates potato here,lock your door.

My Swedish instinct to defend the “potatis” is getting its grip on me.

UNITE SCANDINAVIA,THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DONT LIKE POTATOES‼️‼️

(Kokt potatis=Boiled potatoes is the best,especially with Lax=Salmon and citrus seasoning and green peas‼️‼️)

sister poll to the egg poll bc i looove hearing abt people’s food opinions. if you say “why didn’t you include X” Erm Sorry this is off the dome + thats what other is for … ok i love you. reblog wwith your thoughts

Will would NOT listen to Taylor,he’s to dominant for that shit.

Mike however…He’s a bit twinky..

Okay both are twinks but Mike would listen to one Taylor song on repeat and Will would be like:Why tf did I choose you?HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THAT!?

P.S Will is definitely that type of person to say “name 5 songs” when you wear a Nirvana shirt and if you don’t know any then he would go ballistic autism and teach you everything.This has happened to Max at least 2 times.

“he would not fucking say that” except it’s “he would not fucking listen to taylor swift”

Holy shit.

A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

Andor Appreciation Day 2 - Everyone Has Their Own Rebellion

@andorappreciation

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Like what does it come from⁉️

ITS NEVER EVER IMPLIED??BESIDES,KATNISS DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR THAT AND SHE DIDNT LOVE GALE IN THAT WAY!!

WHERE DO YOU GET THESE DELUSIONS FROM???

Some of ya'll on fucking crack, wtf do u mean Gale and Kat had sex in D2. Did you read the damned book upside down??

First of all; What.The.Fuck.

Second of all; No way this is a real job.

Third of all; Why did I think that the yellow stuff was spaghetti?I was like: WTF,why is he putting SPAGHETTI in a basket!?

Fourth of all; What.The.Fuck.

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

I wonder if when those rare moments of when peace fall upon us,do we seek out the chaos and embrace it?

Have we been deprived of peace so that now,chaos is the only comforting thing that we can find?

Will it continue on like an endless cycle of sin,repentance and sins again?

Will we bite the apple like Adam and Eve?

Will we be cast down into the violent world,or did we fall down there by will,because perhaps violence is the only comfort we know.

Perhaps we would rather succumb to our own violence then face god’s selfish wrath?

Patroclus🕊️🏆

ALSO‼️

It is completely normal to laugh or be un-serious during sex,it’s part of the experience!

Remember to listen to your body,if it hurts,stop and rest/try something else or stop completely.

If something awkward or embarrassing happens,don’t overthink it.Either just ignore it or turn it into a joke,this goes both ways!I promise you (most of the time) you will have forgotten about it after 2 minutes.

Also,remember to build it up,sex will hurt(especially for women) if you’re not wet(simplified:Horny) enough.Passion and love is key,if you find it,you will be the most relaxed person in the world.

If your partner looks unsure or uncomfortable,stop,ask and solve.

Remember this code-Stop=S Ask=A Solve=S

Code:S.A.S

So yeah,be safe and sound,do it because you and your partner want to,not because one of you wants to but not the other or because you feel forced to it.

REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE INFROMED‼️‼️❤️

Things that real life sex has taught me that isn't in porn :

Shaking during sex, no no, not her legs, him. Yeah. It happens to men too, from anticipation and excitement. I only had one partner who used to have that sometimes and the first time it freaked me out lol.

Queefing, that has to happen at least once during sex, I mean, air goes in, sorry but it's gonna have to come out.

Going too deep actually hurts, oh my fucking god lol. IYKYK. Hitting the cervix feels like ... hmmm. Dying. Yeah, death. Like I felt your penis in my actual guts and now I need to throw up because the cramping is horrendous. Thanks, don't do that again. Does the chick in porn not have a cervix or??? I have literally thrown up from this before, it is the most painful thing I have ever experienced during sex, hands down.

That he might lose his boner mid-sex, this one's a big one lol pun intended. And uh, it might not be your fault. Actually most of the time it isn't. And guys, if it does happen, please communicate, it's really not a big deal, at least not for me, Im down to help, and also I can feel it getting softer okay lol don't be lying.

Sometimes it can be painful for the guy too, this one's more common for men who have foreskin, at least in my experience.

That you can get your period mid-sex, oh man. A sad moment for all of us. But here's the thing, when you're orgasming, everything contracts, and your uterus will contract and unfortunately if you were expecting it, welp, here it is. So yeah, it happens. But that's pretty great, personally i'm able to make my period come faster by masturbating over and over, true story (only if its a day or two away).

You can probably orgasm but it's not a given, or taking way longer than you thought. I have ridden dick like my life depended on it because I was felt it annnnnnnnnd it was gone, annnnnd it's back, noooope it's gone.

Related to the last point, looking cute when orgasming, sweetie listen, I look like I ran a marathon and like Im about to die (plus im a smoker, imagine that). So that lady in porn who's like *cute voice* oohh I'm coming! ... idk about you but I don't look cute when im about to cum super hard lol.

Stopping mid-sex because you don't feel like it anymore.

Sometimes it takes forever to get a condom or to put it on, relax dude, no one's judging you, I would rather you don't give me an std or a baby so take your time.

There's no shame in asking to put a towel down, fluids, we have those, and we have a lot of those, and sometimes, some of us can unexpectedly squirt, whatever tf that fluid is, it's gonna go everywhere.

That female lubrication can have a different color/texture depending on where she's at in her cycle/if she has an infection.

Sex is smelly.

A lot of us moan louder than we actually want to, to help you out. I have done that before, when bored or when the guy was doing something I didn't really enjoy but he did. Whatever, hey at least I've never faked an orgasm, Im literally not giving you that lol if you suck, you suck sorry. Now ... the reason you prob shouldn't do that is that he's gonna think he's doing something good, when really he isn't. Then he's gonna have sex with someone else, and do the same shit, and she's also not gonna cum. Don't be the reason another lady can't have an orgasm ok.

That trying different positions isn't super glamorous. Some hurt, some don't feel like anything, some are awkward. Just because your bestie swears by reverse cowgirl, doesn't mean it'll work for you.

That it's ok to stop and take a water and snack break, sorry one sec, Im hypoglycemic.

That a lot of the time when you get fucked hard enough, you're shifting, like, quite a bit, and next thing you know you're almost falling off the bed, it's not cute, who cares.

That sex can be awkward, uncomfortable, painful, not enjoyable, and that all of that is normal.

Yes yes yes!!!

Grey sweatpants+you see the rim of his boxers;)

And if it’s daytime he wears a black either loose shirt or a compression shirt;)

Katniss steals his t shirts and she wears them to sleep,she has those typical striped shorts that she wears when it’s daytime.

God,I’m going insane.

KATNISS AND PEETA I CAN TAKE YOU BOTH!!

JUST ONE CHANCE!!

idc what fic im reading, if everlark is wearing loungewear or sleepwear, im always imagining peeta in those slutty little grey sweatpants