ALSO‼️

ALSO‼️

It is completely normal to laugh or be un-serious during sex,it’s part of the experience!

Remember to listen to your body,if it hurts,stop and rest/try something else or stop completely.

If something awkward or embarrassing happens,don’t overthink it.Either just ignore it or turn it into a joke,this goes both ways!I promise you (most of the time) you will have forgotten about it after 2 minutes.

Also,remember to build it up,sex will hurt(especially for women) if you’re not wet(simplified:Horny) enough.Passion and love is key,if you find it,you will be the most relaxed person in the world.

If your partner looks unsure or uncomfortable,stop,ask and solve.

Remember this code-Stop=S Ask=A Solve=S

Code:S.A.S

So yeah,be safe and sound,do it because you and your partner want to,not because one of you wants to but not the other or because you feel forced to it.

REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE INFROMED‼️‼️❤️

Things that real life sex has taught me that isn't in porn :

Shaking during sex, no no, not her legs, him. Yeah. It happens to men too, from anticipation and excitement. I only had one partner who used to have that sometimes and the first time it freaked me out lol.

Queefing, that has to happen at least once during sex, I mean, air goes in, sorry but it's gonna have to come out.

Going too deep actually hurts, oh my fucking god lol. IYKYK. Hitting the cervix feels like ... hmmm. Dying. Yeah, death. Like I felt your penis in my actual guts and now I need to throw up because the cramping is horrendous. Thanks, don't do that again. Does the chick in porn not have a cervix or??? I have literally thrown up from this before, it is the most painful thing I have ever experienced during sex, hands down.

That he might lose his boner mid-sex, this one's a big one lol pun intended. And uh, it might not be your fault. Actually most of the time it isn't. And guys, if it does happen, please communicate, it's really not a big deal, at least not for me, Im down to help, and also I can feel it getting softer okay lol don't be lying.

Sometimes it can be painful for the guy too, this one's more common for men who have foreskin, at least in my experience.

That you can get your period mid-sex, oh man. A sad moment for all of us. But here's the thing, when you're orgasming, everything contracts, and your uterus will contract and unfortunately if you were expecting it, welp, here it is. So yeah, it happens. But that's pretty great, personally i'm able to make my period come faster by masturbating over and over, true story (only if its a day or two away).

You can probably orgasm but it's not a given, or taking way longer than you thought. I have ridden dick like my life depended on it because I was felt it annnnnnnnnd it was gone, annnnnd it's back, noooope it's gone.

Related to the last point, looking cute when orgasming, sweetie listen, I look like I ran a marathon and like Im about to die (plus im a smoker, imagine that). So that lady in porn who's like *cute voice* oohh I'm coming! ... idk about you but I don't look cute when im about to cum super hard lol.

Stopping mid-sex because you don't feel like it anymore.

Sometimes it takes forever to get a condom or to put it on, relax dude, no one's judging you, I would rather you don't give me an std or a baby so take your time.

There's no shame in asking to put a towel down, fluids, we have those, and we have a lot of those, and sometimes, some of us can unexpectedly squirt, whatever tf that fluid is, it's gonna go everywhere.

That female lubrication can have a different color/texture depending on where she's at in her cycle/if she has an infection.

Sex is smelly.

A lot of us moan louder than we actually want to, to help you out. I have done that before, when bored or when the guy was doing something I didn't really enjoy but he did. Whatever, hey at least I've never faked an orgasm, Im literally not giving you that lol if you suck, you suck sorry. Now ... the reason you prob shouldn't do that is that he's gonna think he's doing something good, when really he isn't. Then he's gonna have sex with someone else, and do the same shit, and she's also not gonna cum. Don't be the reason another lady can't have an orgasm ok.

That trying different positions isn't super glamorous. Some hurt, some don't feel like anything, some are awkward. Just because your bestie swears by reverse cowgirl, doesn't mean it'll work for you.

That it's ok to stop and take a water and snack break, sorry one sec, Im hypoglycemic.

That a lot of the time when you get fucked hard enough, you're shifting, like, quite a bit, and next thing you know you're almost falling off the bed, it's not cute, who cares.

That sex can be awkward, uncomfortable, painful, not enjoyable, and that all of that is normal.

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1 year ago

I am back

(I have been gone for an hour)

(BUT I AM BACK)

Oh dear,I have to catch up to a lot of stuff(1 post)

I don’t know why I’m posting this,I just felt like you should know that the one and only Eden is back‼️‼️


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11 months ago

PEETA LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD SEE IN ANALOG HORROR💀💀

The mutts aren’t scary anymore,it’s fucking Peeta.

WHY IS HE STARING LIKE THAT??

first preview of peeta and katniss for the new illustrated hunger games book!

First Preview Of Peeta And Katniss For The New Illustrated Hunger Games Book!
First Preview Of Peeta And Katniss For The New Illustrated Hunger Games Book!

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1 month ago

lucy gray, haymitch, and peeta are the performers. the ones who knew that in order to gain capitol favor, they needed to put on an act and sell it

sejanus, lenore dove, and katniss were the activists. constantly resisting, fighting, rebelling. even if in some cases, they never meant to after all

and because of that, snow hates them all, the bloody lot of them, all the same

1 year ago

I will always say this:

They’re so sibling coded,you cannot convince me otherwise.

Romantic?HELL NO NUH UH GET AWAY!!

Everlark for life.

Siblings?Yes.

Gale and Katniss as annoying siblings with Gale being all popular and Katniss is like:Wtf?

And the girls are drooling over him and Katniss is just done,but then when Peeta Fuckin Rizzlark walks by she is all purring and shit and Gale is like:Don’t say shit about me,girl.

i don’t know if this is a hot take but…….. i LOVE platonic everthorne

specifically platonic everthorne in AUs

if it cannon compliant. no thank you

canon divergent?? depends on how it’s done

AU?? GIVE ME ITTTT

romantic everthorne? no thank you sir


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1 year ago
I Feel Like It’s Missing Something…Tips Would Be Appreciated!

I feel like it’s missing something…Tips would be appreciated!


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1 year ago

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT‼️‼️‼️

I don’t think that we talk sufficiently about how crazy the line “and it could be true now, couldn’t it?” is. Because the natural next sentence should be something along the lines of “if the Capitol had gotten their way.“ But it’s not. It has everything to do with Katniss’s personal reservations about marriage and family warring with what she might want otherwise. Granted, of course, these reservations have to do with the society she is living in and the atrocities in which the Capitol citizens are complicit, but the thing that is holding her back is not lack of innate desire. It is a self acknowledged wall of defense that makes her recoil. Also, realistically, given the way we see preparations for the wedding unfolding, which I imagine would put it sometime near or a little before the summer of the Quell (perhaps after her birthday? to appease her mother at least from a PR standpoint?), that would be one fast honeymoon pregnancy. Sure, she could reasonably anticipate the pressure for them to have children, but I just don’t get the sense that this unrealized Capitol future is what she’s referring to at all. I think she’s strongly implying that were she not living in the nightmare of Panem (especially one without her father) she would feel free to fall for Peeta, and it wouldn’t be completely outside the realm of possibility for them to have had a very young marriage (and pregnancy). Now, that’s cultural, as per Coryo’s musings in the prequel, and I don’t know that I’d recommend that course of action for Katniss, but it’s wild that she’s even theoretically open to it. It tells you so much about the themes of this series, as embodied by Katniss. A young person should have the chance to make such a happy choice unburdened by the thought of dire consequences, but in a world where people are metaphorically (and almost literally) encouraged to eat each other, there is no freedom for that. The ultimate irony is that every reader that buys into the “Katniss has no time for love! she has a war to fight” line utterly misunderstands why Katniss becomes a force for change: yes, she has no time for love, and no one does, and that is wrong. The Capitol wants her to have the picture perfect domestic ending. Coin wants her to go out in a blaze of Mockingjay glory. The point of Katniss is that she wants neither prescribed end. Katniss wants something that is her own choice, and she spends a lot of the final book thinking that suicide is the answer, the act of autonomy. She comes full circle when she realizes that going on living is the act of autonomy, and only then is she able to begin to figure out who she is when she isn’t in defense mode. We don’t see much of it, but that’s the entire point. We’re not supposed to. She doesn’t give us intimate details about Peeta and her children because those things are most precious to her, now that they are true. She expects us, the readers, to have come to care for her enough to give her the privacy she deserves.


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3 weeks ago
Andor Appreciation Day 2 - Everyone Has Their Own Rebellion
Andor Appreciation Day 2 - Everyone Has Their Own Rebellion
Andor Appreciation Day 2 - Everyone Has Their Own Rebellion

Andor Appreciation Day 2 - Everyone Has Their Own Rebellion

@andorappreciation

1 year ago

Realest shit I’ve seen all day

I Would Give This Man The Most Sloppiest, Wettest, Creamiest Soul Taking, Slimy, Life Changing, Death
I Would Give This Man The Most Sloppiest, Wettest, Creamiest Soul Taking, Slimy, Life Changing, Death

I would give this man the most sloppiest, wettest, creamiest soul taking, slimy, life changing, death dropping, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotizing heavenly, astonishing, leg trembling, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath, "I can't take it much longer", breaths getting quicker, twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting, back arching, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spit tongue twisting Ground tip-talking against mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the top and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face, slower then faster faster then little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side, hands in my hair brutally using my mouth, spiritually enlightening chakra Balancing, mangekyo sharingan unlocking, golden light like a halo around the tip, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head ever. And THEN I'd let him pound me so hard into the bed and use my body as though it doesn't belong to me anymore that he literally just throws me around and does as he please. I wouldn't argue, I wouldn't raise a word, no sir, not to daddy, absolutely not. He could ruin me, corrupt me, hit me, choke me, tie me up, bite me, I would absolutely encourage everything he does as long as I get a smidge of his attention and love. This male could make me fuck myself on his fingers and I wouldn't complain even if I ended up passing out, he could bruise me up and laugh at me and I would take it just to listen to him praise me. I would take him for 50 rounds in 60 positions cause never back down never what???? NEVER GIVE UP and I am not giving up to screw me till my mind becomes nothing but subservient to him.

2 years ago
Fallen Angel🪦⭐️

Fallen angel🪦⭐️


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11 months ago

IK

Like what does it come from⁉️

ITS NEVER EVER IMPLIED??BESIDES,KATNISS DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR THAT AND SHE DIDNT LOVE GALE IN THAT WAY!!

WHERE DO YOU GET THESE DELUSIONS FROM???

Some of ya'll on fucking crack, wtf do u mean Gale and Kat had sex in D2. Did you read the damned book upside down??

Some Of Ya'll On Fucking Crack, Wtf Do U Mean Gale And Kat Had Sex In D2. Did You Read The Damned Book

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