Eddie-munsons-wifey - Sam

NEVER apologize for leaving long tags when you reblog from me. i am reading it like its my daily newspaper in the morning. idc if idk shit about what ur talking about, its like checking out the gossip from the next town over

Eddie Munson is a biter. Not in an aggressive way, he will just bite you out of affection.

Steve: Ed.

Eddie: Yep?

Steve: Did you just bite me?

Eddie: …

Steve: …

A moment of light during the siege

me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

Saw Barbie. More horse themed than I expected

don’t get horny around me i’m an empath

I know that we’re all for himbo steve (and i LOVE that) but he isn’t stupid in the slightest. like surely if you found out there was another dimension with big weird monsters you’d ask “stupid” questions and double check EVERYTHING too, right?

i don’t want a ‘career’ ! i want to write sexy fanfiction for my internet friends <3

I am a firm believer that Steve is a horrible cook, like yes he had to fend for himself but he just make pizza pockets. He keeps trying to make dinner for Eddie but he’s soooo bad.

Eddie: Watcha doing?

Steve: Making dinner.

Eddie: I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.