Me Switching From Writing Soft Smut To Perv!Eddie

a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

low quality mike wheeler meme for you

does he think being this sexy is okay. what the fuck is his problem.

Eddie with eyeliner?!?!?!

ruin me mr munson

Masc/Gender-neutral people with 0 content on their tags resigning to read the female reader posts

you cannot convince me that mr edward munson himself wouldn’t get tangled in christmas lights. i can imagine steve walking into their shared lounge and jus try being absolutely baffled.

Steve: Hey Ed, come and help me with the-

Eddie, trapped in lights: …

Steve: i don’t even wanna know

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:

Billy Hargrove is okay in fanon because he got the things shitty canon Billy never got:

- A chance to escape his abusive dad.

- An okay relationship with Max.

- A chance to stay alive and redeem himself.

- A chance to redeem himself.

Canon Billy and Fanon Billy are NOT the same. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.