“how Could You Be So Stupid” Well You Know What. Its Really Not That Hard

is anyone else being a massive homosexual right now?

nick going on and on about how he wishes he were like jacob because "he's all hot and attractive and funny and charismatic and great and perfect" and everyone is just looking at him like????? ok fruit?

we should all kill ourselves

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.

Scissors are a type of crocodile

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

Well actually, I’m ‘let’s get the fuck out of here Ryan’.

slowly approaching bear