If I Was A Prey Animal I'd Get Kinda Slutty With It

everyone is addicted to my Fun and Flirty personality. lives have been destroyed ...

just got vaccinated it was a little weird when the nurse kissed me on the mouth with tongue but it was a great experience all around 👍

going through the horrors (sunday evening)

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

Well actually, I’m ‘let’s get the fuck out of here Ryan’.

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dylan lenivy, the quarry (2022)

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑