CHAPTER 2 - Truth Or Dare

Scissors are a type of crocodile

we should all kill ourselves

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

All Star by Smash Mouth

is anyone else being a massive homosexual right now?

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

nick going on and on about how he wishes he were like jacob because "he's all hot and attractive and funny and charismatic and great and perfect" and everyone is just looking at him like????? ok fruit?

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please