Stargleam: My Names Stargleam! Ita Nice To Meet You Ford! Wow Even Your Name Is Different That's Pretty

Firefloofy: *she looks at them and her emote widens..* wow I recognize you guys though never thought I'd be in a dimension where you guys actually exist!

*she says looking around the mystery shack*

Neat..

Firefloofy:*comes out of a damaged portal the place she comes from before the portal closes behind her looks post apocalyptic almost..she's also a protogen..*

Jesus fuck man..wait is this grass?! Oh my god I actually did it!! No more eating bugs!! I'm finally free!!

*she doesn't notice everyone just starting at her..well she's not even human..*

(Firefloofy is my main fursona if you don't feel comfortable rp than I completely understand ^^)

…Mabel?

We’ve seen weirder at this point.

HEY WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! BUY SOMETHING!

I had a dumb au I made with my friend and it's called the elements au in which in every universe a version of the elements of harmony exist and the Zodiac symbol is gravity falls version of it. Besides the six elements there are 4 more elements for the rest of the four on the Zodiac wheel.

Magic= Ford.

Loyalty= Stan.

Generosity= Dipper.

Laughter= Mabel.

Kindness= Soos.

Honesty= Wendy.

Forgiveness= Pacifica.

Invention= Mcgucket.

Change=Gideon.

Boundaries=Robbie.

Stargleam: no problem! I promise I'm real! I'm not imaginary!

*she touches her hand he can feel her hoof*

See? Real as can be!

*she says letting go*

Stargleam: *she puts her hoof up* ah don't shoot! I came to give you some bat shaped cookies! you seem hungry! they are brookie cookies

*the bat pony says looking up at Ford*

A pony bat?.. If you insist...Heh, it looks like I've lost my mind.

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Sorry for adding on so much this au just gets my non-existent brain going! Poor child has to experience the horrors that his older alternate self went through. Imagine him figuring out what happened between him and Stanley. I can't imagine how a bigified!Ford would react to getting all of his adult memories. Every time bigified! Ford sees Bill or anything related to him he attacks or destroys it in a fit of anger like Cannon Ford would. His paranoia and anger get worse over time and it worries his Grunkle and grauntie. It's just sad but I love angst sjejdjsjs-

Do you know the au relativity falls? After reading your little dilemma au, I had an idea of the same thing happening, but with relativity falls ford in reverse. He just gets aged up. Idk I just find it funny, lol.

..yeah. i think it's about time i finished this half-answered ask

(this part i've had written for a month vvv im so sorry i just decided to clear out my drafts and saw this i swear i was excited to answer it i just didnt fsr)

OH MY GOD THIS. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH GOO D IDEAS IM NOT COMPLAINING JUST THSTS SO FUN

im wondering how that'd work, like if his older version would be (or look like anyway) the ford we know or if it'd be different since he hasn't had all of those experiences

for simplicity i'll just say it'd be canon ford for now

if we're going with young adult or teenage ford i think lil ford would be ecstatic, like "STANLEY LOOK IM TALLER THAN YOU I CAN SAY BAD WORDS"

if you're thinking sixty-something ford he'd be waking up with back pain and all these weird tattoos but he'd probably still be pretty excited because like. ford's old but he's a COOL old person

either way stan would be INCREDIBLY jealous (hOW COME YOU GET TO BE TALL!? ..well, i mean, you're still kinda short all things considered but WHAT THE HEcK), but he'd probably bully him for being old so it wouldnt last long before they find a cure. also grunkle mason gets annoyed when he goes on a "you're not my boss" trip which really expedites their search for something to re-baby him

bigified!ford would constantly be running around just like MARVELING at all the new shit that comes with being older, within the first day he's filled an entire notebook with shit like "-can reach the top of the fridge" and "-back hurts"

he'd obviously pick stan up against his will stan's like fuckin jebediah from night at the museum "DONT YOU MANHANDLE ME"

(and this is what im adding just now vvv)

im confident it'd be like the fountain of youth so he actually does get a little dilemma'd just not because he's cocky and an idiot. though im wondering how he'd get bigified in the first place

maybe like. OOH he's like. acting all annoying about being the older twin and maybe some evil witch overhears and is like "fuck this child needs to be knocked down a peg. i know just the thing. fiddle dee dee fiddle dee fuck you're about to learn that being old sucks" or some shit

and ford does not learn any lesson other than "okay im gonna make sure my back is VERY healthy when i grow up" husfhkhg

stan learns that he needs to make sure ford stays short forever so he can bully him and also so ford cant pick him up like a cat

Stargleam:hehe thats okay!! I'm a batpony!! Well a filly batpony..but anyways! Your a human right? *gasp* I've always wanted to meet one! You guys are myths where I come from!

*she says excited*

*she flies down in front of him*

*a young batpony filly flies towards him*

Stargleam:Hi!! Tiny human!! Are you a human? I've never seen one before hehe!

*she says flying around ford*

"Woah!! Hello! What are you? ...Sorry, that sounded rude..."

[He's getting dizzy trying to keep his eye on her]

Yes please it would be fun =>

Firefloofy:noted but where is he?

*she says looking around*

Firefloofy:*comes out of a damaged portal the place she comes from before the portal closes behind her looks post apocalyptic almost..she's also a protogen..*

Jesus fuck man..wait is this grass?! Oh my god I actually did it!! No more eating bugs!! I'm finally free!!

*she doesn't notice everyone just starting at her..well she's not even human..*

(Firefloofy is my main fursona if you don't feel comfortable rp than I completely understand ^^)

…Mabel?

We’ve seen weirder at this point.

HEY WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! BUY SOMETHING!

Poor ford! Give this dude a hug! I will!

education

(learned recently that there's a higher concentration of stress hormones in emotional tears, pretty interesting fact!! figured minified!ford might want to teach the masses)