Stargleam:hehe Thats Okay!! I'm A Batpony!! Well A Filly Batpony..but Anyways! Your A Human Right? *gasp*

These are so adorable! The fact that Ford would want to be a unicorn makes so much sense! Wait, does that mean he's an alicorn in a sense? That's crazy!

Hello tumblr here’s gravity falls pony art. I love ponies

REBLOG THIS NOW THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT!!!

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Uh I'm embracing cringe culture cause yes-

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stargleam:*she turns to fids* oo another human! hello im Stargleam! I was just saying hello to your friend. I was lonely so I thought I can talk to him. I swear I didn't mean to make him scared..

*she says genuinely..she doesn't seem like a threat*

Stargleam: hey look another Ford! do you remember anything from your life? its wired seeing so many of you on this website maybe you should talk to them! old ford might be able to help you out!..maybe..

*the batpony says looking at Ford*

"AH- W- What the FUCK- IS THAT-"

Poor ford! Give this dude a hug! I will!

education

(learned recently that there's a higher concentration of stress hormones in emotional tears, pretty interesting fact!! figured minified!ford might want to teach the masses)

Stargleam:that's so cool! I wish I had that many fingers or any fingers! Makes things easier to pick up!

*she picks up one of her books with her wings*

I use my wings instead!

*she says*

*a young batpony filly flies towards him*

Stargleam:Hi!! Tiny human!! Are you a human? I've never seen one before hehe!

*she says flying around ford*

"Woah!! Hello! What are you? ...Sorry, that sounded rude..."

[He's getting dizzy trying to keep his eye on her]

stargleam: hey I have feelings to! and Im a batpony not a horse! for the 100th time Im not gonna hurt you. I just wanted to hang with you since you seem cool!

*she says kinda hurt but annoyed*

Stargleam: hey look another Ford! do you remember anything from your life? its wired seeing so many of you on this website maybe you should talk to them! old ford might be able to help you out!..maybe..

*the batpony says looking at Ford*

"AH- W- What the FUCK- IS THAT-"

Finally, I got motivated to draw again! Have a mabel and Ford bonding art. It's in my pokemon au.

(If any of you tag this as ship, I'm sending you to the twilight zone)

Firefloofy:that's alright! Sorry if I sound so worried. I escaped from my wasteland of a dimension..I'm a protogen unfortunately. I used to be like you actually! It's nice to see a dimension that still has life on it-

*she says with a happy emote*

*she comes through a portal and accidentally bumps into ford*

Firefloofy:ugh! Dammit!..

*she looks up*

Oh crap! I'm so sorry! Wait are you human? What dimension am I in?!

*she says, worried looking around*

*he clicks a pen and looks from her to his notebook*

Greetings! I'm Stanford Pines, I do in fact happen to be human! As for which dimension this is.. I wasn't aware they had names so I'm quite unsure. Perhaps Since I'm opening up interdimensional travel I'll be permitted to name it!

What exactly are you? How did you get here?