I'm Sorry About That Unicorns Are Useually Nice Where I Come From! I Think Your Names Pretty Unique,

Stargleam:*she grabs ford hand with her hoof and lifts herself up using her wings*

Yeah! All good! That happens a lot I'm still learning how to fly! It can be hard with big objects landing on my face though!

*the batpony filly says stamping her hoof on the leaf in anger*

Hmph..

*a very young batpony filly flies up to Ford*

Stargleam: wow! Are you a human! That's so cool! Mama used say to not go near humans, but I don't understand what's so dangerous about you guys! Do you have hands?

*she says, looking up at him excitingly*

What type of creature are you? I don’t think I’ve come across your species before… You have quite an interesting appearance.

I am a human. It’s nice to meet you as well. Hmmm have humans possibly hunted down your species before? Maybe that’s why your mother is apprehensive of humans.

That would also explain why I have never encountered you before. Do we have hands? We do. I am a special case however.

Ford extends his hand out and slightly wiggles his fingers around.

I have an extra finger on both of my hands. Most humans only have a total of ten fingers.

*she brings back a moonstone, and she puts it in fords hand*

Stargleam: Here! Have an energized moonstone! It's very helpful when you need to stay awake! I'm actually using one to stay awake rn! Because I'm supposed to be asleep during the day, but I wanna play!

*she says flying around again.. She seems to have a lot of energy*

*a very young batpony filly flies up to Ford*

Stargleam: wow! Are you a human! That's so cool! Mama used say to not go near humans, but I don't understand what's so dangerous about you guys! Do you have hands?

*she says, looking up at him excitingly*

What type of creature are you? I don’t think I’ve come across your species before… You have quite an interesting appearance.

I am a human. It’s nice to meet you as well. Hmmm have humans possibly hunted down your species before? Maybe that’s why your mother is apprehensive of humans.

That would also explain why I have never encountered you before. Do we have hands? We do. I am a special case however.

Ford extends his hand out and slightly wiggles his fingers around.

I have an extra finger on both of my hands. Most humans only have a total of ten fingers.

Stargleam:*she smiles at Ford. He reminds her of her father..* you know! You're a very nice human! Maybe we can hang ou- *her eyes widen and sparkle at seeing the strawberries* Oh yes!! I love those wired looking red berries!! Gimmie!!

*she eats the entire bag and spits out the seeds*

Yeah!! That was good!! Oh um..I should give you something! I'll be right back!!

*she tries to fly, but her energy is low, so she just runs off into the distance*

*a very young batpony filly flies up to Ford*

Stargleam: wow! Are you a human! That's so cool! Mama used say to not go near humans, but I don't understand what's so dangerous about you guys! Do you have hands?

*she says, looking up at him excitingly*

What type of creature are you? I don’t think I’ve come across your species before… You have quite an interesting appearance.

I am a human. It’s nice to meet you as well. Hmmm have humans possibly hunted down your species before? Maybe that’s why your mother is apprehensive of humans.

That would also explain why I have never encountered you before. Do we have hands? We do. I am a special case however.

Ford extends his hand out and slightly wiggles his fingers around.

I have an extra finger on both of my hands. Most humans only have a total of ten fingers.

Was the one who did this ask! But I had an angst idea to add to it. What if another side effect of being bigified is future memories starting to slowly come? The memories are good at first but become worse. Like it doesn't come fast but in bits and pieces. For Canon Kid! Ford it would make sense but it would be interesting for Relativity Ford to see memories of a person he can become from another universe. Maybe like how Minified! Ford as a kid urges bigified! Ford starts to have strange urges like protecting Grunkle Mason or gruantie may and he can't explain why.

Do you know the au relativity falls? After reading your little dilemma au, I had an idea of the same thing happening, but with relativity falls ford in reverse. He just gets aged up. Idk I just find it funny, lol.

..yeah. i think it's about time i finished this half-answered ask

(this part i've had written for a month vvv im so sorry i just decided to clear out my drafts and saw this i swear i was excited to answer it i just didnt fsr)

OH MY GOD THIS. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH GOO D IDEAS IM NOT COMPLAINING JUST THSTS SO FUN

im wondering how that'd work, like if his older version would be (or look like anyway) the ford we know or if it'd be different since he hasn't had all of those experiences

for simplicity i'll just say it'd be canon ford for now

if we're going with young adult or teenage ford i think lil ford would be ecstatic, like "STANLEY LOOK IM TALLER THAN YOU I CAN SAY BAD WORDS"

if you're thinking sixty-something ford he'd be waking up with back pain and all these weird tattoos but he'd probably still be pretty excited because like. ford's old but he's a COOL old person

either way stan would be INCREDIBLY jealous (hOW COME YOU GET TO BE TALL!? ..well, i mean, you're still kinda short all things considered but WHAT THE HEcK), but he'd probably bully him for being old so it wouldnt last long before they find a cure. also grunkle mason gets annoyed when he goes on a "you're not my boss" trip which really expedites their search for something to re-baby him

bigified!ford would constantly be running around just like MARVELING at all the new shit that comes with being older, within the first day he's filled an entire notebook with shit like "-can reach the top of the fridge" and "-back hurts"

he'd obviously pick stan up against his will stan's like fuckin jebediah from night at the museum "DONT YOU MANHANDLE ME"

(and this is what im adding just now vvv)

im confident it'd be like the fountain of youth so he actually does get a little dilemma'd just not because he's cocky and an idiot. though im wondering how he'd get bigified in the first place

maybe like. OOH he's like. acting all annoying about being the older twin and maybe some evil witch overhears and is like "fuck this child needs to be knocked down a peg. i know just the thing. fiddle dee dee fiddle dee fuck you're about to learn that being old sucks" or some shit

and ford does not learn any lesson other than "okay im gonna make sure my back is VERY healthy when i grow up" husfhkhg

stan learns that he needs to make sure ford stays short forever so he can bully him and also so ford cant pick him up like a cat

Here's art I did of the rockruff! stan twins. Supriseingly it was hard to draw these two as rockruffs lol.

Here's a drawing I made of my gravity falls ocs accidentally meeting Ford, lol. The story behind this is that she was flying away due to her disguise charm wearing off, which helps her hide her centuar form. While flying, she accidentally ran into Ford.

stargleam: hey I have feelings to! and Im a batpony not a horse! for the 100th time Im not gonna hurt you. I just wanted to hang with you since you seem cool!

*she says kinda hurt but annoyed*

Stargleam: hey look another Ford! do you remember anything from your life? its wired seeing so many of you on this website maybe you should talk to them! old ford might be able to help you out!..maybe..

*the batpony says looking at Ford*

"AH- W- What the FUCK- IS THAT-"

Stargleam: *once she's inside she looks around*

Wow this is a lot of merchandise..oo is that a glowing ufo Keychain?!

*she flies over to look at them*

That's pretty cool how many bits?

*she asks*

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

I just wanna say...

I ADORE YOUR MLP ART STYLE. YOUR DRAWINGS ARE SO CUTE <333

Aww thank you ^^

Monster falls self insert! She's a reindeer cervituar! I love reindeer so why not! ^^