Stargleam:*she Grabs Ford Hand With Her Hoof And Lifts Herself Up Using Her Wings*

Stargleam: I'm a bat pony! Sorry if I sounded rude..I just never seen anything like you before..I really need to think before I ask..ugh..

*she says feeling bad*

*a batpony enters into the shack*

Stargleam:...again? *sighs* where even am I? Wait..is this a tourist trap?

*she says looking around*

It’s the Mystery Shack! Best place to get ripped off! I mean, to buy to cool stuff!

Stargleam: ..okay..okay Ill try to get more sleep! I trust your word..you seem trustworthy!

*she than thinks about what ford says the fruits name was*

Strawberries you say? so does that mean I could put straws in them? might help me drink the juice faster than just using my teeth..

*she pauses as Ford mentions he also stays up late*

you stay up late to? what do you do? I usually go harvesting for things around here..oh and stargazing!! stars are so pretty.

*a very young batpony filly flies up to Ford*

Stargleam: wow! Are you a human! That's so cool! Mama used say to not go near humans, but I don't understand what's so dangerous about you guys! Do you have hands?

*she says, looking up at him excitingly*

What type of creature are you? I don’t think I’ve come across your species before… You have quite an interesting appearance.

I am a human. It’s nice to meet you as well. Hmmm have humans possibly hunted down your species before? Maybe that’s why your mother is apprehensive of humans.

That would also explain why I have never encountered you before. Do we have hands? We do. I am a special case however.

Ford extends his hand out and slightly wiggles his fingers around.

I have an extra finger on both of my hands. Most humans only have a total of ten fingers.

Please be aware!! I want people to be safe!!

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

Poor ford! Give this dude a hug! I will!

education

(learned recently that there's a higher concentration of stress hormones in emotional tears, pretty interesting fact!! figured minified!ford might want to teach the masses)

stargleam:*she turns to fids* oo another human! hello im Stargleam! I was just saying hello to your friend. I was lonely so I thought I can talk to him. I swear I didn't mean to make him scared..

*she says genuinely..she doesn't seem like a threat*

Stargleam: hey look another Ford! do you remember anything from your life? its wired seeing so many of you on this website maybe you should talk to them! old ford might be able to help you out!..maybe..

*the batpony says looking at Ford*

"AH- W- What the FUCK- IS THAT-"

Firefloofy:hm maybe I should just go down there..the entrance is through that vending machine right?

*she asks*

Firefloofy:*comes out of a damaged portal the place she comes from before the portal closes behind her looks post apocalyptic almost..she's also a protogen..*

Jesus fuck man..wait is this grass?! Oh my god I actually did it!! No more eating bugs!! I'm finally free!!

*she doesn't notice everyone just starting at her..well she's not even human..*

(Firefloofy is my main fursona if you don't feel comfortable rp than I completely understand ^^)

…Mabel?

We’ve seen weirder at this point.

HEY WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! BUY SOMETHING!

Stargleam: Yes im stargleam! im a batpony well..half..im also half unicorn as well but that doesn't show in my genes! many differnt kinds of ponies have different names! my father named me! what about you? you have an interesting name? what does it mean?

*she says asking him a lot of questions*

*a young bat pony flies up to him* hello there sir? are you a human? i've never seen humans before i thought they were just myths? Thats so cool!!

*she says flying around him*

What a magnificent creature.

Yes, hello, I’m a human in the flesh! But you can refer to me as Stanford Pines. Does your kind have names as well?

Spread the word please to help minors avoid these creeps.

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

I finally drew something out if motivation for once! Here have an gangry lycanroc! Mullet Stan-

I got bored and drew a drawing of lycanroc! Ford.