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Disneyland Sam ILY!

Aren't you surprised how quickly the night changes?

rewatching captain america brave new world for the first time since theaters and every few scenes i just have to stop and be like “this. this is a good movie whether people want to admit it or not.”

I like to think about possible fics or one-shots of Sam doing domestic stuff. He does volunteer work and probably reads to children. Stuff like that, I'm only thinking of this because I'm doing laundry and I got a prophetic vision of Sam doing his laundry in a laundromat because his dryer broke and he needs to get his clothes washed before a big dinner with his nephews and Sarah and the community. He's going to fly out and see everyone, but of course, his dryer breaks the day before he has to leave. And he, of course, left everything till last minute, being Captain America doesn't leave much time for outside work activities. So he's wondered in down to his closets laundromat and he's pulling out his overflowing duffle bag of clothes, sets it down when he gets inside. Pops some change in does that jazz we all know and practice so much. People stare a little bit a couple groups ask for photos, and its the usual then a little girl comes over and sits next to Sam who's scrolling on his phone with an ear bud in.

"Why are you doing laundry"

Sam is totally baffled because what?

"Because even hero's have to do laundry"

The girls mom comes over apologizes and asks for a photo with her daughter. Eventually the dryer dings and he's packed up and heading back to his place to finish packing.

Idk guys, i just love the idea of domestic activities with hero's, who's lives must be so insanely chaotic they don't have the time of doing chores.

Something that i adored about CABNW is the fact he's not enhanced, he's just that good. He's that talented, he's that strong, he's that resourceful. I cannot stress this enough how genuinely talented Sam Wilson has to be to be Captain America and as well not being a super soldier. He's surrounded by all theses enhanced people that are in every aspect of the word "super", and at the end of the day he's still just a normal human being. He's smart incredibly so, he's very resourceful an example; the scene in CABNW where he's using a car battery to make the smoke. He has some balls in CAWS when he threatens a hydra pawn in broad daylight with some sunglasses and a drink, and he's smug about it. His overall character having a solid fucking personality and being given so much room to grow maw i love him.

"You're desperate without your gear".

"Nope just a little meaner".

I can’t imagine being a Sam Wilson hater. Like I’d cry, I simply can’t imagine hating that beautiful, BEAUTIFUL, lovely, sweet, down to earth, has never done anything wrong ever, kind man. He’s the absolute best, literally amazing.

Just as a reminder, Anthony Mackie is a GORGEOUS man. I need everyone to understand just how beautiful this man is. This just turned into me simping over Anthony Mackie, and I’m okay with that.

I love him sm

I really dig Sam’s style because he is a fundamentally good character with a fighting style oriented to subdue and neutralize instead of harm (and you have to be a hell of a good fighter to do what he does without a serum) but the second his life is getting threatened he goes full Sidney Prescott and hits with whatever is around him and pretty ruthless at that

“Oh my god. You’re such a Sam glazer”

“You glaze Sam too much”

Yes.

Yes, I do. Fuck any of you who think I don’t have EVERY right to glaze him, because he is such an amazing character, he’s cool, he’s fair, he’s funny, he’s a GREAT FUCKING CAPTAIN AMERICA and I am willing to throw hands with ANYONE who’s like:

“But John Walker-“

“John Walker got better-“

Idgaf??? Was he not made out to be a white supremacist and a nationalist in TFAWTS??? Who got off mostly Scot free?? (Might be wrong, still haven’t finished my rewatch of TFATWS) I don’t fucking like the guy, especially cause of the way he treats Sam (implicitly)

YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

A little bit of sambucky doodles I drew probably a month ago but didn't post for some reason

No but to be serious guys i didnt expect that movie to be that kind of good. I expected great fights. I expected complicated morals. I did not expect that movie to say i know everything seems hopeless but you dont get a choice, you have to try. I did not expect that movie to say when we are up against an impossible, unjust threat the only way through is freely given kindness and forgiveness. I did not expext that movie to say the real way villans win is by preying on those we’ve already decided are hopeless. I did not expect that movie to say we all have to believe we can get better. Please believe me we can all get better. Oh my god.

Being a system is sometimes being called an inconsistent asshole who can't commit for his life. When in reality your 8 guys in one body DESPERATELY trying to function and everyone keeps forgetting what they said they'd do....

My only true headcanon when I write John Walker is: he's a total bottom. Didn't realize it until after Bob walked into his life. Divorced guy loves taking it, often, and in as many positions as they can manage. Totally unapologetic about it too.

"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

When you tell people you have DID and they instantly say "like that Split movie." Im going fucking explode dude its nothing like that.

Ong thats Bobby bro says nothing but is deeply loved

Shoutout to the one headmate who never fronts or says anything. You're still very loved ❤️

"You can't be a system only 1% of the world is" Yeah well only 1% of the world has green eyes and they are fucking everywhere

"i would notice if you switched, so you must be faking"

bitch I can't even tell if i switched 80% of the time

When you tell people you have DID and they instantly say "like that Split movie." Im going fucking explode dude its nothing like that.

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

The amount of crushes I've had on straight guys is fucking depressing. What's next more unrequited love and endless friendzoning from other guys. I give up man why is dating so difficult.

Sebastian this, Anthony that. Are we going to ignore their real characters? Is it just me who loves their designs? Just look at them go!

(No hate to the actors though, just needed to show those two off a bit, shout-out to Alpine)

I am a stealth trans man, the privilege I have is being treated like a man as soon as they see me

If I'm applying for a job, I am treated like a woman trying to be perceived as a man, because they still see my legal name and gender marker on my ID.

If I'm trying to date, I'm perceived as a predator by straight women, a confused lesbian by bi/lesbian women (these demographics I rarely, if never go after), a tomboy by straight/bisexual men, and a gay fetishizer by gay men. At best with trans women, I become the therapist, and with trans men, it becomes an argument of passing better or worse and jealousy. That's not to say out of every demographic there are people who handle the relationship properly, but that the majority don't.

In friendships, things can go great for months and months, sometimes even years before they find out I'm trans and they start acting weird about it.

Suddenly they recommend more "feminine" music, hobbies, activities to do with me, they suddenly view me as their therapist to vent about difficulties with women, and that's all the BEST case scenario, that's the BEST thing that could happen from them finding out, this one's also the easiest to handle, "I thought you might like to see my grandmas garden.... My grandpa also likes it... Haha" - "no, nah, I wanna get back to playing eve online with you though, I mean, I do have some fake plants, heard they help with depression, think real ones would last a month at most".

An unfortunate amount of people react to things they don't understand with anger and attacks, whether that be verbal or physical.

I used to be nearly best friends with a girl named Kat. Unknown to me at the time, she had a crush on me. She invited me over, we got to her bedroom (in my mind, to hang out), she pushed me on the bed (I thought it was playful, like wrestling), and she pulled my shirt up and saw my binder, jumped away, and started apologizing. I went home straight after that. After that, she avoided me, and called me a faggot, rapist, molester, and creep after that. I wasn't interested in her at all before or after that, and I wasn't the one who initiated or caused that situation to happen.

Another incident was while I was at the mental ward, in which they usually refused to put my chosen name on the cards, and I would turn it around and write my chosen name every time I saw it. Unfortunately, I usually wasn't fast enough and someone saw my dead name on the card. He started asking me inappropriate questions, calling me a tranny, and eventually lead to him punching me in the face, the police being called, and the police did nothing besides give me a court date in an entire state over, which I had no way to get to, meaning nothing happened and the case was dropped.

A lot of people react to things they don't understand with suddenly disappearing from your life too.

You join a hobby discord server, talk, people think you're cool, they add and DM you, you get along fine talking to each other, you mention as relevant to the conversation that you're trans, the conversation magically fizzles out and becomes dry, and then they stop responding all together, usually intermitten with one or 2 inappropriate questions about your genitals or body or kids or hormones or surgery.

Happy birthday to me and here's some drawings

Happy birthday to me and here's some drawings