daniel inspired by this tweet
Yes the iPhone thing took me out of the story so much 😭
Not Marius being a watch guy™ and stealing a Patek Philippe from a victim
possibly the most pathetically on-brand thing for him to be
tonight’s mood
Turn my haters to consumers / I make vets feel like they juniors 📿⛪️🕯️
The ending had me in tears...
Goncharov (1973) my beloved
because Armand is a messy bitch he sleeps with Astarion at the tiefling party after having flirted with Gale since the start
Artemis getting a visit from the Justice League because seriously how the hell did you hack the watchtower!!??
Artemis becoming the Teen Titans go-to intelligence guy when it gets out of their league
Artemis being so smug over having superpowered humans ask for help
Butler realizing Bruce Wayne is Batman because his uncle taught Bruce that technique dammit
Alfred and Butler bonding over their ridiculous employers oh my god
Holly and Juliet low key fangirling over Wonder Woman
Artemis figuring out the metahuman gene and how to get it and active it in himself
Artemis with superpowers
Everyone drops a collective shit
He refuses to join any teams
The LEP weeps
Him expecting to get some mental or magic superpower and instead getting like super strength or flight
“Butler help I don’t know how to land”
Butler sighs
Holly laughs her ass off
Artemis the Superhero
why does he look so smug huh
More prof Raphael wips for the havers