tonight’s mood
Just write the script and direct the movie, because this right here is amazing
“Artemis Fowl” would be such an amazing movie? Like it starts off with a voice over going all…
How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed…
And we see a rich boy wearing an expensive suit sitting by fire… we can’t see his face–just his back with that fancy Victorian chair of his. And he’s staring at his piles of GOLD. The voice over continues…
There is no doubt that Artemis is a child prodigy. But why does someone of such brilliance dedicate himself to criminal activities?
The boy stands up but we still can’t see his face. He walks towards the screen and the cam backs away and then suddenly the boy is trying to close the door.
This is a question that can be answered by only one person.
And then the view goes upward and we finally see his pale face and he’s smiling deviously with his finger on his lips as if to say “Hush.”
And he delights in not talking.
The boy closes the door entirely and then it shows “Artemis Fowl” in friggin GOLD because that’s what the movie is all about. G O L D. And then it gives the audience the chills.
my favorite character in goncharov<33 katya my beloved
Young Silco😩
Thus far Tav!Armand’s relationships with the other characters are:
- Astarion: saw through his ’seduction for survival’ thing immediately because it’s something he recognised in himself, rivals or trauma bonding? idk yet
- Shadowheart: they’re beefing because S is keeping secrets and A tried to dig around in her brain, there can only be one mysterious bitch around here
- Laezel: wants to fuck him? but what's new, mutual respect
- Gale: Armand thinks he’s endearing, they could yap for hours about anything
- Wyll: I think they’d have a great flirting stage but ultimately I think they have a difficult time truly understanding each other
- Karlach: how could anyone not love her?? she likes Armand because he believes in her
Maybe I like that Daniel looks 70 and Armand looks 27, MAYBE I'm a pervert!
Armand's adventures in Faerun continue...
Gale comparing Armand to Tara:
kitty Armand confirmed
why does he look so smug huh
just saw Moulin Rouge for the first time and where are the Devil’s Minions AUs 💢💳💢💳
the desired courtesan falls in love with the kinda pathetic but endearing poor writer? the courtesan who gets deathly sick has to leave the boy to save him?? in a theatre in paris???
the play they’re making being an orientalist spectacle playing on Armand’s Indian heritage?? hello
Artemis Fowl II, juvenile genius ~
Fowldom where u at