Was Watching Friends And There’s A Kid Actor That My Sister Recognized. His Name Is Daryl Sabara, We

An old guy came into my work and after seeing an old picture of me with long hair told me “you shouldn’t have cut your hair”

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NETFLIX HAD A SOUND FOR WHEN U PRESS YOUR PROFILE. WTF. IT SOUNDS LIKE A TINY BACK CRACKING WTF

Silly little fic idea

Peter Parker is kidnapped, wakes up in an unfamiliar place, two people are there telling a camera that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Peter starts acting like a normal kid; screa, crying, and telling them he’s not Spider-Man. They say they saw him change into the costume in an alleyway. He says he dresses up as Spider-Man for birthday parties for money cos he’s poor. They say he does tricks and they’ve seen him shoot webs. He says he knows parkour, that’s why he decided to cosplay as Spider-Man in the first place and he used small cans of silly string to use as fake webs. He’s hysterical and the kidnappers are like fuck we got the wrong guy. They somehow have vibranium cuffs so Peter couldn’t escape (that’s why he’s acting so they’ll release him). They decide to knock him out and dump him in a random alley, they punch him and he goes unconscious. Except he doesn’t, he’s still acting. They unlock the cuffs in his hands and feet and BOOM he quickly knocks them both out.

He turns to the camera that’s still rolling and says “wow I can’t believe that worked, I deserve an Oscar for that performance!” And he’s bowing to his metaphorical audience and maybe he does a little fake speech while wiping fake tears “I’d like to say thank you to my parents, who are dead, and to my uncle, who’s also dead, and to my aunt May who’s not dead. And Mr. Stark who helps me with my Chem homework. Also shoutout to Ned and MJ, I wouldn’t be here without you guys!” And then he’s like well let’s web these guys up, so he webs them to the wall and he grabs one of their phones and calls Mr. Stark.

Plot twist tho: Mr. Stark says Peter I can see you!! Peter is like what are you in talking about. And Mr. Stark says the camera was broadcasting to ALL OF NYC (how you ask, I don’t know, not my problem) Peter freezes and turns to the camera where he flips it off and asks Mr Stark what he just did and Mr. Stark yells “Peter you just flipped the camera off!” And Peter is like “so you saw me give my Oscar speech, and me web those guys up?” And Mr. Stark is like “yes we saw all of that!!” And Peter is like “so everyone knows I’m Spider-Man now? what should I do??” while awkwardly waving at the camera. Mr. Stark is like “I’ve been tracking the phone I’m on the way already, just turn off the camera!” And so Peter does and then maybe it goes more into detail about the kidnapping, the acting, and the aftermath of all this happening. Maybe everyone is shocked Spider-Man is a kid and other stuff.

Anyways yeah that’s my fic idea. I have another one that’s less funny and more serious too. Where like he gets kidnapped by a international human trafficking ring and they planned on either selling him to the highest bidder or using him as a prostitute. A little dark for me tho. He does escape tho and he ends up releasing other victims too. It has the same basic intro but a lot of differences. He’s still playful in the beginning but gets more serious once he realizes where he is and how many victims there are.

Now that break dancing is in the Olympics, I need a step it up movie where they have to compete and win the Olympics to save their underfunded dance studio

I’m watching Flushed Away and I love how they call Roddy, Millicent Bystander

It’s actually hilarious 😭😭

I want a fic where instead of max stabbing Billy with the drugs, he stops her before she can and is mad right but then the demogorgon dog they put in fridge bursts out cos it wasn’t actually dead and the cold helped it and he kills it with the nail bat. Or maybe with his bare hands. Or a gun could be cool. But yeah and so he goes with them to destroy the tunnels and yeah

FUCK RAMSAY!!!!! I NEED HIM DEAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. HE IS MAKING ME INSANE. I NEED HIM GONE. HE KILLED HIS DAD AFTER HE SAID YOU’L ALWAYS BE MY OLDEST. THERE WAS NO NEED TO KILL HIM YOU FUCKHEAD. I HATE HIM. HE’S THE WORST

Uhhhh I think someone has to stop this high sparrow dude, he’s actually crazy I think. Also this new grand maester guy, I think he’s also crazy. This Red Woman doesn’t sound sane either, nor does this Ramsay dude. Maybe just kill them all. For the good of the realm.

I need more fics where Billy is really smart. Like smarter than Nancy or he’s like #1 in the school. And everyone is surprised that he’s smarter than her. Or maybe like she was #1 until he transferred and then she was #2. Idk I just like Billy being underestimated and then people being shocked

There’s not enough fics with Daphne’s and Simon as the main couple. Like I don’t care about Anthony and Kate, I want to read about Daphne and Simon!!!!!