FUCK YEAAHHHHH AN ANGEL JUST GAINED THEIR WINGS

Bury your face into my shoulder while I finger you

Yeah mama, it's to the right of the castle, you can find it!

Woah mama I died to a spider thing

I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is

breaking into the houses of beautiful women to steal their razors and whisper subliminal messages to them so they stop shaving their body hair

my boyfriend has a bass guitar and just hear me out what if he played a johnnie guilbert song on it i think id genuinely pass out because oh fuckkk that yeah omg i love my boyfriend and also johnnie guilbert but my boyfriend more

tumblr should have achievements

Me

this is the no good marill of disenfranchisement reblog to die someday

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or a teenage girl what happened to her when she was thirteen.

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