Yeah Mama, It's To The Right Of The Castle, You Can Find It!

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i..... literally have no words

Foe mama even

Evil mama

Woe mama

ME

Smart girls who’s brains short circuit when they’re horny.

If you were to make a "third party" blog about yourself, would it be fanpage, hatepage, or would you just be your own papparazi?

Zaslechnuto na střední škole

"Pane učiteli, to je vaše moč?"

"Prší protože byla nějak vysoká ....ta vlhkost."

"Sto roků v šatně žil, mlčel jsem."

"Občas jsem trochu průprdnější"

"Každá palačinka, dobrá palačinka"

"Vztahy na začátku první světové - kdo s kým? proč? a za kolik?"

"Můj hroch stále nemá tričko."

"Ona vypadá jak Miloš Zeman"

"Dokud se nespáříte, tak vás nepustím!" *Pouštění Careless whisper dvoum plošticím* *Pouštění Cbat dvoum plošticím*

"já myslím, že Hurvínek by ustál waterboarding"

"kde máš zbytek svého otce?"

"Mentálně jsem na dně, ale geograficky jsem v prdeli."

"Freud se v hrobě tetelí."

"Děti nepodpalujte."

"Tahle učebna nemá žádné feng shui!"

"Pokřti mě ve slivovici, ať je že mě vesničan!"

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

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"Miluji tě<3"

@dr-houses-left-buttcheek

Subject: Regarding Your Translation Requests 🦑📜

Dear Nico,

I regret to inform you that I can no longer serve as your translator, interpreter, or spiritual linguist.

You see, last Tuesday at precisely 3:47 AM, I was visited in a dream by a sentient dictionary named Merriam-Webscream. She informed me, in fluent Morse code and interpretive dance, that continuing to translate for you would disrupt the ancient balance between vowels and consonants. Apparently, the fate of the English language now rests on me speaking only in riddles and sound effects until the next lunar eclipse.

Additionally, my pet iguana (who is actually a licensed psychic) foresaw that if I translated one more sentence for you, the moon would fall out of orbit, and all toast would be permanently burned on one side. I can't let that happen. I love toast. The crust symmetry must be preserved.

So, effective immediately, I shall be communicating only through interpretive eyebrow raises and the occasional honk. 🫨🔊

Please respect my journey.

In confused commitment to nonsense, Ash Licensed Professional in Absolutely Nothing Founder of the “No Translate, Only Chaos” movement™

Me omw to have a misbatiage

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eee!! he flew out of my pussily cavity!

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