Ithaca Saga Am Right♥

could you imagine like. jack and mark going to a support group or smth for single dads and jacks like ‘yeah i have six kids also the oldest keeps trying to kill me but i love them all so much

haha absolutely skjbdkg. it’s hard for him!! Anti really wants him dead and he just wants to hang out with his boys!! meanwhile Mark’s like well i have about THIRTY and they ALL want to kill me except like two of them so THERE

and Jack’s just like MAN STOP MAKING THEM LIKE THAT

Mark: I DON’T KNOW HOW

Jack: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW

Mark: THE ONES THAT AREN’T MURDERERS ARE JUST SO BORING JACK

Jack: fuck’s sake. JJ, I’m going to need a second coffee for this, please. thank you sweetie

Mark, sobbing: I LOVE MY KILLER CHILDREN

Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

Morning Glory 💐

One's eyes are blinded by apparent acts of love, foolishly ignoring the hidden gestures beneath a flower's hue and form… 🥀

Morning Glory | /ˈmɔːr.nɪŋ/ /ˈɡlɔːr.i/

A flower that could represent love, affection and gratitude. Yet, retains a sense of duality, as it could represent mortality, love in vain, or unreciprocated love. Different colors can represent various meanings. A Pink and White Morning Glory flower denotes innocence and purity. A Purple Morning Glory can represent royalty and mystery. A Blue Morning Glory blossom presents serenity and trust. Yet, can subtly show affection for another.

Memento Mori. Unus Annus…

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even if tiktok comes back it wont be the same. it will probably have new content restrictions, rules, terms of service, and will probably be made worse for the consumer and better for advertisers. this is the end of an era

End Vs. Nether

Would you look at all that Tommy Blood? *chanting* Blood for the Blood King- Blood for the Blood Prince- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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I want Ranboo to go Feral. It would be so freaking cool. Also I want Techno to have gold for blood because it’s cool too and he is a Pig Man. I also want something Tragique™ to happen between Techno and Tommy so…. bloody handprint. The tommy blood bit was also a joke from the stream by the way. Please open it in a new tab to see it bigger it’s HUGE.

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