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This mortal took a break from their work requirements. And what are they gonna do? FINALLY FINISH A DATE WITH DEATH

"Twisted wonderland is not romantic game"

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

as a kid i assumed "captive audience" referred to like. when a supervillain kidnaps you & ties you up over a vat of acid & and just. starts monologuing. captive audience

So uh remember how Puffy couldn’t move after locking eyes with Ranboo? I like to think that would be a rather frightening thing to experience for the first time. 

Raise your hand if you support Seán not making videos every day anymore.

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

this is him

this is also him

could you imagine like. jack and mark going to a support group or smth for single dads and jacks like ‘yeah i have six kids also the oldest keeps trying to kill me but i love them all so much

haha absolutely skjbdkg. it’s hard for him!! Anti really wants him dead and he just wants to hang out with his boys!! meanwhile Mark’s like well i have about THIRTY and they ALL want to kill me except like two of them so THERE

and Jack’s just like MAN STOP MAKING THEM LIKE THAT

Mark: I DON’T KNOW HOW

Jack: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW

Mark: THE ONES THAT AREN’T MURDERERS ARE JUST SO BORING JACK

Jack: fuck’s sake. JJ, I’m going to need a second coffee for this, please. thank you sweetie

Mark, sobbing: I LOVE MY KILLER CHILDREN

Hi. I’m Laura and I have a problem: I like to draw stuff that I insta-hate after I finish it. Also, I tend to add more hair on Marvin every time I draw him.

SO! This is a thing that needed a loooong time for me to finish. Hopefully it will entertain you for a bit, since this is a really shitty period. (Sorry if the texts are a bit convoluted, btw. Insomnia and other stuff hit me hard lately and I’m barely functioning…I was too lazy to sum stuff.)

Also I’m sorry, but I do not accept any version of Marvin that is not a bitch. I want his photo next to the definition of “an asshole“ on any dictionary, wikipedia, or whatever other media you use to find terms.

ALSO! Big preesh to @cgbk10 who was so patient to deal with me during this whole process. She helped me with phrasing and grammar, cuz english is a mysterious beast who I cannot tame at all.

BTW…IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME MORE CRINGEY COMIC PAGES, LOOK AT THESE:

Say goodbye

Chase

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