@secretsexcloset Knows What’s Up!

I got this email from Tumblr and it cracked me up! I love that a major media company sent an email with the subject line: “Don’t Ignore the Balls turned 4 today!” So anyway, happy birthday to me! Now gargle my balls.

Hit me with your best shot!

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything.

Period. Hard Stop. Under 18? Unfollow me. Now.

A Note to Minors:

I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:

1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.

2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.

3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.

4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey. Scarleteen.com is probably the greatest example.

5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.

If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

I want to make out with your asshole.

I like your style, slut. You’re welcome to spend some quality time getting to know how my asshole tastes, but like the name of the blog states…don’t ignore the balls.

I'm just a girl who really loves to suck and lick balls, glad to find pics i was looking for)

I’m so glad you found something helpful, little slut. I hope you learned some new techniques to please and worship the balls that build up the cum you crave. Let me know the next time you slurp a sack.

I'd love to just lick and suck a guy's balls and ass all day. And then if I do a good job, maybe he'd even let me suck his cock as a reward.

You bring up an important point here, dear slut. Showing love to a guy’s balls and asshole really shows that you’re worth having over for a blow job every now and then. Especially if you’re hoping for bus fair home. So your instinct of spending plenty of time licking and sucking the balls and asshole is spot on. I would maybe even spring for an Uber home if you really got your tongue all the way in there to polish my prostate like you’re supposed to. 

So long, perverts!

Well, the writing is on the wall and this Blog now has an expiration date. Thanks to everyone who followed, submitted, had fun PM chats with us. We’ll probably shut down before the 17th, but maybe we’ll have some more fun before then.

We have a winner

I can honestly say I got the best blowjob of my life Saturday night. Realize that my wife has been sucking my cock for nearly twenty years now, and she's still getting better. I wish I could tell you what the hell she did to me, but I was too busy losing my mind to take note. I will say that she paid plenty of attention to the balls, and even tried some new tricks that sent me into oblivion.

How often do you get your ass licked?

More often then you’d think, but less often then I should.