So Long, Perverts!

Don't Ignore the Balls turned 5 today! Woopdy Fucking Doo. You block all my content Tumblr.

Please post more, I get so wet to your blog. I wish I could lick your sweaty balls and eat your ass like a good girl.

Aw, thanks! You sound like just the kind of slut I’d want to have around to keep my balls wet and my asshole happy. I’ll have some more posts for you to flick your little clit to, soon.

Phenomenal attention payed to the balls and the asshole. Well done, sweetheart!

Wife Tricked by Photographer

So, back in the early days of the internet, my wife had answered a few ads looking for pin-up models, but everyone would only pay money for nudes, which she didn't want online. But one guy agrees to pay her pretty good money for clothed pin-up pics, which was okay. So she accepts the gig. She did a few pin-up sessions with him, pretty tame stuff and he pays her pretty well. However, one day she goes over there, and he gives her a completely see-thru top for her outfit, and she totally falls for it. She poses for a bunch of pictures with this sheer top where you can easily see her breasts and nipples through the material. We get the pictures back, and you can clearly see her tits, and I'm like "how are you not topless in this?" and she's like "I have a top on!" The funny part is when I saw him next, I was like "slick move with the top" and he said "I try that with every model, but she was the only one who went for it." A few of the tame pictures wound up online, but I never saw the sheer pics online, except for the ones he emailed me. It was a thrill, and I enjoyed thinking about her changing into the top in front of him.

Quality advice ladies.

Hit me with your best shot!

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything.

would u be down with a guy sucking ur balls?

No, but I appreciate the interest.

Here’s a great example of a slut, one of my favorites, who manages to show plenty of love to the balls, even while she’s blowing two dudes. Multiple cocks is no excuse to ignore the balls!

Okay, so maybe this is the best thing on the internet. Study up cocksuckers!

We have a winner

I can honestly say I got the best blowjob of my life Saturday night. Realize that my wife has been sucking my cock for nearly twenty years now, and she's still getting better. I wish I could tell you what the hell she did to me, but I was too busy losing my mind to take note. I will say that she paid plenty of attention to the balls, and even tried some new tricks that sent me into oblivion.