𝐹𝑎 𝑙𝑎 𝑙𝑎, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑒 𝑔𝑜  𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠

(lizard) Lizard

Black Hat appearing before a villain in need like some kind of fairy godmother.

Black Hat has the power of science and anime by his side, he's truly unstoppable

Once he channelled both at the same time and that’s how Demencia was created 

Flug tutoring me before my statistics class, Dem is my mood

Let Black Hat Say Fuck

Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (1959)

A Plagarised Tumblr Post

Flug: Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? Fat is like the grossest part of meat.

Dem: Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical…FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOW BEYOND THIS PINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.

BH: Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft, If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

Dem: Well you did ask.

BH: Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

Flug: You are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN.

Dem: Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs. of meat.

BH: Plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

Flug: Thank you, Old Witch with Candy House side of tumblr.

BH: Don’t forget about bacon.

Dem: -casually whistles the Chili’s Baby Back Ribs jingle-

(og post)

Before the decade ends...

To the jerks who harassed villainous fans just because they were having fun making AUs and OCs

Yeah remember how in this year infront of millions Alan Ituruel, THE CREATOR OF VILLAINOUS HIMSELF, said he loves our AUs and OCs? And remember how also in front of millions he even drew quite a few?