This Concept Hit Me Like A Freight Train At Work

“Black hat installed a button on his desk that says “appear on all screens on earth to deliver a final speech”. He was absolutetly furious when he found out other villains did this regulary.”

Submitted by @phony-time-traveler

A Plagarised Tumblr Post

Flug: Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? Fat is like the grossest part of meat.

Dem: Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical…FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOW BEYOND THIS PINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.

BH: Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft, If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

Dem: Well you did ask.

BH: Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

Flug: You are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN.

Dem: Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs. of meat.

BH: Plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

Flug: Thank you, Old Witch with Candy House side of tumblr.

BH: Don’t forget about bacon.

Dem: -casually whistles the Chili’s Baby Back Ribs jingle-

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My favorite thing about Panchito is that he just shows up one day, guns blazing, screams, and then launches into a song about how he, Jose, and Donald are the best of friends.

Before the decade ends...

To the jerks who harassed villainous fans just because they were having fun making AUs and OCs

Yeah remember how in this year infront of millions Alan Ituruel, THE CREATOR OF VILLAINOUS HIMSELF, said he loves our AUs and OCs? And remember how also in front of millions he even drew quite a few?

Look who’s back at it again

Pilot jacket Flug💗

Someone ask me for another Pilot jacket-Flug, but i don't know where did that question went... Sorry 😅

For:

@petitprincess1 @the-villain-vanessa-cortez

almost forgetting to post this here, oops

"Everyone's so soft, everyone's so sensitive. Do I offend you? You're hanging on my sentences."

"You can keep your costume, and you can keep your mask. Imma take a bow so you can kiss my ass"

"I never signed up for your drama club"

— Drama Club, Melanie Martinez. Album: K-12

Demencia and Creeper (Batman: The Animated Series) sometimes hangout and talk about their crushes together.

Now I’m picturing them organising the best (but also most destructive) slumber party in the multiverse 

It was lit as fuck but they almost died