(Note: This post is a joke, and maintaining a healthy sleep schedule is important)
11. Dracula: Being the worst
10. Robert Walton: Writing down everything Victor Frankenstein says
9. The Phantom (Erik): Stalking people, causing problems, working on an opera (Unrealistic, people are not actually productive when they stay up)
8. Jack Seward: His work (lame cause he’s bad at it), ignoring his emotions (realistic)
7. Utterson: Tracking down Edward Hyde (exciting)
6. Dorian Gray: Staring at his portrait (relatable, but lame), sinning (cool)
5. Griffin: Experiencing the consequences of his actions (relatable)
4. Johnathan Harker: Worrying about the vampires that are trying to eat him (exciting)
3. Adam Frankenstein: Reading Paradise Lost (cool), setting fires (fun!), starving in the woods (tragic)
2. Dr. Jekyll: Violence (fun!), being Edward Hyde (funner!)
1. Victor Frankenstein: Playing god (cool), angsting (realistic)
Robert Walton: discovers a man in the most shit condition on earth. Like this man is literally looking so bad. Negative rizz.
Also Walton:
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I did some more fantasy archery trope testing. This time the arrow stabby thing!
just doodling my favourite morons
hey all! as you may know, i'm participating in @northern-passage 's IF Raffle for Palestine!
i'm offering a half-body Hades style portrait; other than detail levels, i'm open to negotiate other details with my future winner
to recap: the raffle will run from June 7th to June 21st, raising funds for 5 specific campaigns. each donation of 5 USD/EUR with receipt will get you 1 ticket to the raffle and a chance to win prizes from over 50 contributors, including both IF writers and artists. more details to follow in a later post
below the cut i've included more examples to give you a better idea of what i can do. please note the disclaimer! other than that, see you on June 7th :]
I think this two might get along pretty well
(An Encanto We don't talk about Bruno cherik parody)
Green- Charles
Blue- Hank
Orange- Logan
Pink- Pietro
Basically the Brotherhood of Mutants are coming to the mansion for a talk and Pietro starts asking questions.
We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no!
We don't talk to Magneto... but
It was a rainy day
After his graduation day
We were in Florida, and there wasn't a doubt in my mind
A drought of doubt in his mind
Magneto walks in with a shark's sharpiest grin-
Love!!
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, Professor, go on
Magneto says, "the mutants plight"
Why did he tell us?
I argue that we must unite
Mutants, chose a side
Love gone in an awful fight
What a terrible day... but anyway
We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no!
We don't talk to Magneto!
Hey! Grew to live in fear of Magneto glowering and grumbling
I could always see him hovering and rumbling
I see him as metal that cannot bend, ch-ch-ch
It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling
Always left Professor and the family fumbling
Grappling with politics and perspectives they could not make amends
Do you comprehend?
A six-foot frame
Numbers on his wrist
When he calls your name
It ends with a fist
Yeah, he sees your fears
And brings you to tears (hey!)
We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no! (We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no!)
We don't talk to Magneto (we don't talk to Magneto!)
He promised the Senator would die
The next day: dead! (No, No!)
He told me I was soft!
And just like he said... (no, no!)
He stressed all my hair to disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
My fate was sealed, when I let him in my bed!
He told me that the life of my dreams was not to be, and would never be mine
He told me that my power would grow, thanks to to the bullet lodged in my spine
Eh, Brotherhood's on the way
He told me that the girl of my dreams would be just out of reach
Betrothed to another
It's like I hear him now
Hey Beast, I want not a sound out of you (it's like I can hear him now)
I can hear him now
Um, Magneto...
Yeah, about that Magneto...
I really need to know about Magneto...
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Magneto
(Professor, your boyfriend's here)
Time for dinner!
A six-foot frame (it was a rainy day, after his graduation day)
Numbers upon his wrist (we were in Florida)
When he calls your name (and there wasn't doubt in my mind)
It ends with a fist ( A drought of doubt in his mind!)
Yeah, he sees your fears (Magneto walks in with a shark's sharpiest grin-)
And feasts on your fears (love!)
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, Professor, go on (Eh, Brotherhoods on the way)
Magneto says, "the mutants plight" (a six-foot frame, numbers on his wrist)
I argue that we must unite
Love gone in an awful fight
They're here!
Don't talk about Magneto, no! (Why did I talk about Magneto?)
Not a word about Magneto
I never should've brought up Magneto!
it’s not a plot hole the reason old Erik had a British accent was because he spent so long with Charles that he picked up on his accent.