Ranking Gothic Lit Characters By The Things They Do Instead Of Sleeping

Ranking gothic lit characters by the things they do instead of sleeping

(Note: This post is a joke, and maintaining a healthy sleep schedule is important)

11. Dracula: Being the worst

10. Robert Walton: Writing down everything Victor Frankenstein says

9. The Phantom (Erik): Stalking people, causing problems, working on an opera (Unrealistic, people are not actually productive when they stay up)

8. Jack Seward: His work (lame cause he’s bad at it), ignoring his emotions (realistic)

7. Utterson: Tracking down Edward Hyde (exciting)

6. Dorian Gray: Staring at his portrait (relatable, but lame), sinning (cool)

5. Griffin: Experiencing the consequences of his actions (relatable)

4. Johnathan Harker: Worrying about the vampires that are trying to eat him (exciting)

3. Adam Frankenstein: Reading Paradise Lost (cool), setting fires (fun!), starving in the woods (tragic)

2. Dr. Jekyll: Violence (fun!), being Edward Hyde (funner!)

1. Victor Frankenstein: Playing god (cool), angsting (realistic)

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We Don't Talk to Magneto

(An Encanto We don't talk about Bruno cherik parody)

Green- Charles

Blue- Hank

Orange- Logan

Pink- Pietro

Basically the Brotherhood of Mutants are coming to the mansion for a talk and Pietro starts asking questions.

We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no!

We don't talk to Magneto... but

It was a rainy day

After his graduation day

We were in Florida, and there wasn't a doubt in my mind

A drought of doubt in his mind

Magneto walks in with a shark's sharpiest grin-

Love!!

You telling this story, or am I?

I'm sorry, Professor, go on

Magneto says, "the mutants plight"

Why did he tell us?

I argue that we must unite

Mutants, chose a side

Love gone in an awful fight

What a terrible day... but anyway

We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no!

We don't talk to Magneto!

Hey! Grew to live in fear of Magneto glowering and grumbling

I could always see him hovering and rumbling

I see him as metal that cannot bend, ch-ch-ch

It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling

Always left Professor and the family fumbling

Grappling with politics and perspectives they could not make amends

Do you comprehend?

A six-foot frame

Numbers on his wrist

When he calls your name

It ends with a fist

Yeah, he sees your fears

And brings you to tears (hey!)

We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no! (We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no!)

We don't talk to Magneto (we don't talk to Magneto!)

He promised the Senator would die

The next day: dead! (No, No!)

He told me I was soft!

And just like he said... (no, no!)

He stressed all my hair to disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)

My fate was sealed, when I let him in my bed!

He told me that the life of my dreams was not to be, and would never be mine

He told me that my power would grow, thanks to to the bullet lodged in my spine

Eh, Brotherhood's on the way

He told me that the girl of my dreams would be just out of reach

Betrothed to another

It's like I hear him now

Hey Beast, I want not a sound out of you (it's like I can hear him now)

I can hear him now

Um, Magneto...

Yeah, about that Magneto...

I really need to know about Magneto...

Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Magneto

(Professor, your boyfriend's here)

Time for dinner!

A six-foot frame (it was a rainy day, after his graduation day)

Numbers upon his wrist (we were in Florida)

When he calls your name (and there wasn't doubt in my mind)

It ends with a fist ( A drought of doubt in his mind!)

Yeah, he sees your fears (Magneto walks in with a shark's sharpiest grin-)

And feasts on your fears (love!)

You telling this story, or am I?

I'm sorry, Professor, go on (Eh, Brotherhoods on the way)

Magneto says, "the mutants plight" (a six-foot frame, numbers on his wrist)

I argue that we must unite

Love gone in an awful fight

They're here!

Don't talk about Magneto, no! (Why did I talk about Magneto?)

Not a word about Magneto

I never should've brought up Magneto!


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