Distinguishedsoultidalwave - Well Well Well

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

Moiraine really went to Egwene and said "it's 1am, I'm drunk, and I NEED to call my ex."

And Egwene said "sure, use my phone."

I'm amazed how everytime i get out of my hyper fixation phase, i really convince myself it won't happen again. And here i am, sleep deprived, not eating, going through all the sterek fanfics on ao3 as if my life depended on this. At least they're cute.

when someone asks me the date and i. don't know

“i don’t have time to start reading that book” [opens 200k fic]

every friend group should include a bimbo, a mean bisexual, an even meaner lesbian, she/theys and he/theys, a token straight that’s on thin ice, an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized, and a short king

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

Am I the only one who really wish to see an inn AU, no powers with Hob/Dream ?

first snow ❄️