When Someone Asks Me The Date And I. Don't Know

every friend group should include a bimbo, a mean bisexual, an even meaner lesbian, she/theys and he/theys, a token straight that’s on thin ice, an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized, and a short king

I'm amazed how everytime i get out of my hyper fixation phase, i really convince myself it won't happen again. And here i am, sleep deprived, not eating, going through all the sterek fanfics on ao3 as if my life depended on this. At least they're cute.

fanfics are one of the best things that humanity has come up with. i fucking love reading stories about my favorite characters from people who have the same brainrot as me

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

i hate that being emotionally unavailable is so associated with masculinity. which is why i must stay emotionally unavailable. for feminism.

“i don’t have time to start reading that book” [opens 200k fic]

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

Moiraine really went to Egwene and said "it's 1am, I'm drunk, and I NEED to call my ex."

And Egwene said "sure, use my phone."