Distantsword - They Stole My Schmunguss

The building of rage

how many boobs am i allowed to give before it explodes

If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS…

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

I'm one day late

can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away

Light answers a tough question