Light Answers A Tough Question

Had a dream that Taylor Swift announced she was doing a "pronoun reveal" and all the annoying swifties were losing their shit for weeks and saying "I told you so" and then Taylor just tweeted "she/her"

news is looking pretty good lately

Can you put Mr. Krabs in the plinko?

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I was a waitress at an IHOP and Jensen Ackles got seated at my table. I didn't give him a straw because I recalled that he said there's no way to drink from a straw in a manly way. He thought I was weird. I think he knew somehow.