Studied A Picture Of A Cake, Ended Up Doodling Little Helper Deers. 🍓🍰🦌

No I didn't buy anything I just gave it to you :C pretty please I've never had a sand witch

Can I have my five gold back? I want to try a sand witch

Do you have a receipt for that?

Also, we don't carry sand witches here. You're thinking of the pub near the sea.

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

The fat tailed dunnart is everything to me

A fat tailed dunnart (Sminthopsis crassicaudata) in Australia

by Indra Bone

11 11!! Make a wish!!!

these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

bugs is…. shrimp????

i hope my eyebags and deer in headlights type stare captivates you

My personal brand of humor is "horrible, useless advice delivered in an authoritative way" and this is the result of it

owls + apples 🍎