My Personal Brand Of Humor Is "horrible, Useless Advice Delivered In An Authoritative Way" And This Is

I have a penpal!!! There's lots of writing in the rafters of the tavern, so i started replying to it! And they answered!!! I love my pen pal. I'm gonna call them Shermie.

I made a friend yesterday. His name is Story and they are like a moth of some kind. Sometimes they are a different person, which is cool i think. I like when she has three hands. They asked a lot of questions that made me nervous, but then she showed me how to make a wall angel. Well, he tried. Concussion. Rule Of Funny says you can't explain the joke or you get a concussion. I'm not supposed to tell the sunglasses man that.

trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.

I can making this sound :]

A picture of a family :] you don't need speak with animals to know they love each other.

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

I think this definitely is a warning