Wait Do You Guys Actually Carry Purses/bags Everywhere You Go I Really Need To Know

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

at least we have the handmaiden library scene

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

they didn’t let ewan mcgregor sing or get his cock out in any of the star wars prequels, two of his favorite things. that’s like when people keep bettas in those tiny tanks. it’s inhumane.

Diahann Carroll visits Victoria Embankment Gardens in London, England on May 3rd, 1964.

Anne and Diana in the Anne of Green Gables Anime "Anne Shirley" (2025)

crash out KING Jeremy Irons ranting about not being allowed to smoke in Central Park will never not be funny to me.

the gentrification of the weird girl

i know we’re being hunted for sport right now by a giant supernatural bear we’ve angered but we have GOT to do something about the sodomy problem we have on this boat