Ah Shit My Bowling Team Has Unionized

YELLOWJACKETS — S3E9: How the Story Ends

René Magritte, La corde sensible, 1960

hi i just got back from the captains office he says mutiny is okay just this once. no you dont need to ask him hes very busy actually thats why he told me to tell you. yeah he said its okay. and sodomy too

Death Race 2000 (1975)

your orpheus & eurydice parallels post has affected us in the following way no1 you are annoyingggggggg

I was spontaneously whimsical and bought purple and blue lightbulbs instead of normal lightbulbs for my bedroom and now after a few hours I have some regrets

Lottie: you’re even more like your mom than your mom is

Callie:

I almost passed out in the shower. No action movie scene has ever been more suspenseful than trying to stumble out of the shower and cover my naked ass and tits so nobody finds me passed out like that