Welcome To The Judgment Forest And Coretowce Town

I find cctommys persona SOOO funny because other people talking about meeting him or being his friend off camera are like "he's incredibly kind, very considerate guy, he was so helpful to me" and you hear stories of him being sweet and emotionally vulnerable. And then on camera he's like "HI WHO WANTS TO BE A LITTLE SHIT TO EVERYONE I AM AN ASSHOLE AND THATS FUNNY IL'L DO ANYTHING FOR THE BIT. WOMEN."

The epitome of this is when we hear for valentines day molly got him a beautiful present that reminds him of techno who he was close friends with and he cried because it was such a lovely thing for her to do. And then on-stream tommy tries to make it fit his general persona by going "and she got me a BOOK. LAME! Who likes READING? 🤮🤮 LMFAOOO. How SHIT"

GENUINELYY he tries so hard to push the asshole rich kid spoiled youtuber persona and then you go his friend's stream and it's like "oh yeah tom gave up his lung for me last week" like😭 and then you have people who only see the first facet and theyre either dudebros who fall for it completely and make tiktoks of his clip on logan paul's interview putting sigma music over him lying about being a billionaire, or on the opposite twitter users who will post "free molly" completely genuinely bc they think tommy is actually Like That. it's kinda funny

everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it

A story in two parts ssksksksk

day 16! apologies for the readability of this lol, but i’m kinda proud of it :)

bonus under cut:

ink: what, like screaming your head off and stamping your foot never got you anything?

error: …touché.

leave it to error to tell a corpse to do something

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*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way

Sincerely,

Quackity from Las Nevadas.

the sillies.... IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS AND MOTIVATION

ive been drawing ship art sm more now idk why lol

clingyduo Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004 x

day 2 of dustuary: scarves! (or scarf, singular, i suppose; how else are they meant to share?)

(ignore the fact that this is day 3’s prompt pls n thnx, i donked up,,)