Brock Is One Of The Few And Perfect Examples Of An Actual Gentlemen Like Yeah He’d Hit On Literally

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* aesthetic markiplier quotes *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Blue Diamond: I have unimaginable pain and grief that incapacitates myself and others

Lapis:

Teamiplier as shit my friends have said

Tyler: Whole food is a slutty Walmart??

Kathryn: FIFTY SHADES OF I STILL DON'T WANT AIDS

Amy: Touch my desk I scream

Mark: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me

Ethan: I was born 5"2 and fully erect

Dr. Schneeplestein: …will you be my Valentine?

Dr. Iplier: no

Dr. Schneeplestein: …

Dr. Iplier: Henrik… are you crying? i meant that as a joke – honey, we are married… honey, stop crying please–

She // Dodie Clark

Amy: [trips on air]

Mark: Haha, you’re so clumsy.

[later, when Amy’s not around]

Mark, punching the air: Who do you think you are, who tHE FUCK DO YOU THINK-

I drew some Darkstache!!

below the cut is just some people I’m tagging because I figure they might like it!!

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