Best Part Of Tonight:

Turns out he just reblogged a gif but still 😠

this unsettles me in ways I cannot understand

you look fine to me

I got an Inspiration from (twitter)

Darkiplier: we’re a team. ride or die, right?

Anti: i’d definitely ride you.

Darkiplier: nani

Anti: nani

Bird watching 🐥

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

this valentines day…

love yourself as much as markiplier loves markiplier

Dr. Schneeplestein: …will you be my Valentine?

Dr. Iplier: no

Dr. Schneeplestein: …

Dr. Iplier: Henrik… are you crying? i meant that as a joke – honey, we are married… honey, stop crying please–

i am contractually obligated to say “bigg mnood” instead of “big mood” or markiplier himself will physically manifest inside my home and take my ribcage