When My Parents Have Guests Over And I Need To Get To The Kitchen

Wilford: You need a hobby

Dark: I have a hobby

Wilford: Being sad is not a hobby

this valentines day…

love yourself as much as markiplier loves markiplier

Wilford: Hey Dark, what do you want to eat?

Celine: The Souls Of The Innocent-

Damien: a bagel.

Celine: No-

Damien: two bagels.

First Time

Chase sat on the end of his bed, anxiety bubbling in his chest as he kept internally debating on if he actually wanted to do this or not. He did all the research, probably more than what he needed to, but he wanted to make sure that what he was doing was going to be safe and it had nothing to do with the fact that one guy looked like…Chase cleared his throat and shook his head to clear it of that thought.

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more soft Markimoo for everyone

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen lol Just…waiting for the right moment to take off the glasses…Momiplier is a comedy genius~

HOW WELL DOES MY MOM KNOW ME?

Darkiplier: what are you smiling about? Wilford: nothing :D Wilford’s thoughts: tutant meenage neetle teetles

Hidden character arc: Iida gradually figuring out how to peel potatoes

BONUS AOYAMA:

Ethan singing about Hentai…what a night

i am in tears