My Mom Doesn’t Know Who Mark Is And Doesn’t Really Understand Youtubers As A Concept, But She Likes

And then Tyler on how he fell asleep in the Louvre and got left behind by the rest of the team.  You should be ashamed of you Mark. But at least he got to hang out with us and gave us all high fives. (He laughed and said ‘please don’t post that’ at the part where he says we’re cooler than Mark but let’s face it, we all already know we’re cooler than Mark. And he won’t fucking see this anyway)

Googleplier: i’m not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Bingiplier: water is not wet.

Googleplier: how the FUCK is water not wet it’s WATER-

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okay hold on hold on cuz they are in damiens body and he Is a bottom BUT there's still Celine's being a top that would technically make dark a power bottom. look into your heart you know it to be true. also its the middle way so discourse over goodnight

My gay eyes have been opened

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

Dark: Okay google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Dark:…

Dark: Hey Bing-

très bien

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth