My Chemical Romance

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

"Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death"

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

anatomy who?

Look at her go! [x]

John: Let’s get back to- (thud)

Mark, beginning to lose it: (wheeze)

this valentines day…

love yourself as much as markiplier loves markiplier

Look at these goofy goobers creeping out the windows.

Googleplier: i’m not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Bingiplier: water is not wet.

Googleplier: how the FUCK is water not wet it’s WATER-

that green gentleman (things have changed for me) // panic! at the disco