"Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth Chooses Death"

I can’t believe wilford warfstache is canonically hung like a horse

yea

i missed him lmao

Happy 6th birthday you stinky ass garbage man, I got you a cat

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

You guys know that famous youtuber? the one who plays the games?? i think his name is uhhh….

masterlist of the egos and their forbidden snacks:

Mark, the man himself: glue

Damien: Axe body spray (and axes) 

Wilford: glitter pens, silly putty, toys made for children

Dark: concrete, wooden planks, pipes

Dr. Iplier: scalpels and bandages

Dr. Plier: entire cardigans

Yandereplier: teeth

King: shoelaces and coins

Google: lightbulbs

Professor: books, rocks, pens.

2018: *sweeps drama into the trash*

2018: