First Time

Rose/Pink Diamond: no more questions, don’t ever question this

Pearl: those two are acting very suspicious, should we ask them what’s going?

Garnet: I can’t

ME:

Darkiplier: we’re a team. ride or die, right?

Anti: i’d definitely ride you.

Darkiplier: nani

Anti: nani

“If your name is Mark and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand!”

big mood, Jack….

From:  THE MEXICAN STAND-OFF | Hand Simulator w/ Wade & Jack

you took your mask off haha.

you don’t seem happy haha.

you aren’t smiling haha.

this is all just a fun fun game haha.

so put your mask back on haha.

and laugh like you mean it.

i love them …….

This is a little blurb I wrote on @darkwarf nsfw Discord chat and I figured I’d be nice and share it with the rest of you

Dark sat at his desk, working on what felt like the hundredth paper for the day. He locked himself away in his office because he wanted to get ahead for once so he could, somewhat, relax over the next few days. One can only relax so much when you’re in a relationship with a madman and a literal virus. 

“Look at our handsome man, working so hard.” A voice whispered into Dark’s ear, making him immediately drop his pencil, all want of work leaving his mind.

“He’s always doing his best, isn’t he?” Another voice was in Dark’s other ear.

“And he always looks so beautiful when he blushes.” Wilford chuckled, placing a kiss on Dark’s jaw. 

“He’s always beautiful,” Anti added, running his tongue along the shell of Dark’s ear and grinning when he earned a little gasp. 

“Maybe he can show us just how beautiful he can be.” Wilford purred. 

“Legs spread wide open, face fully flushed and his memorizing voice begging and pleading for more.” Anti placed his hand on Dark’s thigh while Wilford did the same to the other.

“How does that sound, my little demon?” Wilford asked. “Do you want us?" 

"Do you want to show us your beauty?” Anti moved his hand up higher. 

“Y-Yes.” Dark whimpered. 

“Good boy,” Wilford smirked.

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

These spot the difference games are getting harder…

I think because their height is so similar

Why does this have the same cursed feel of “Then perish”