Me:

Anti: So then I said “Fuck me in the ass, Dark.” And he did. So that’s how I got this. [gestures to love bite]

Schneeplestein, at the dinner table: …all I asked was for you to pass the salt.

Wilford: He doesn’t deserve you- If he doesn’t treat you right by now you’re gone

Yan: I’m gone!

Wilford: NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF

The best thing about the world cup is that the U.S. isn’t in it

Ive veen looking all over for this meme

i am crying

Minding your own business : don’t cost nothing

This seems to be attracting attention so just thought I’d say : I’m doing free commissions and stuff so if someone wants vld/ su or whatever fan art please message me!!!!!

Trouble in Bed 🛏

i live in a Constant State of Anxiety on behalf of our boy.

this shit intense