Minding Your Own Business : Don’t Cost Nothing

partners in crime

…I finally finished another of those expression requests. This one was from @kiwiseptic

The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show 

a cozy boy!

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

This is a little blurb I wrote on @darkwarf nsfw Discord chat and I figured I’d be nice and share it with the rest of you

Dark sat at his desk, working on what felt like the hundredth paper for the day. He locked himself away in his office because he wanted to get ahead for once so he could, somewhat, relax over the next few days. One can only relax so much when you’re in a relationship with a madman and a literal virus. 

“Look at our handsome man, working so hard.” A voice whispered into Dark’s ear, making him immediately drop his pencil, all want of work leaving his mind.

“He’s always doing his best, isn’t he?” Another voice was in Dark’s other ear.

“And he always looks so beautiful when he blushes.” Wilford chuckled, placing a kiss on Dark’s jaw. 

“He’s always beautiful,” Anti added, running his tongue along the shell of Dark’s ear and grinning when he earned a little gasp. 

“Maybe he can show us just how beautiful he can be.” Wilford purred. 

“Legs spread wide open, face fully flushed and his memorizing voice begging and pleading for more.” Anti placed his hand on Dark’s thigh while Wilford did the same to the other.

“How does that sound, my little demon?” Wilford asked. “Do you want us?" 

"Do you want to show us your beauty?” Anti moved his hand up higher. 

“Y-Yes.” Dark whimpered. 

“Good boy,” Wilford smirked.

look at this space boy with his space shirt 💫