Darkstachee - Ⅹ️Ⅹ️

Brock is one of the few and perfect examples of an actual gentlemen like yeah he’d hit on literally every girl he’d meet but would also only shower them with affection and compliments. He never falls into the tired “token pervert/borderline sexual assaulter” anime trope and despite being hella flirty, treats the women he’s interested with nothing but respect and compassion.

Truly the only straight anime boy ill ever stan

dark when wilford does something fucking dumb:

also dark when someone threatens wilford in any way:

Welp I didn’t wake up this morning expecting to sin this much.

A COMPROMISE

100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.

Anything less and they’re dead FOREVER.

a variety of egos as things i've said to my friends

Dark: bitch get ready it's fuckin sad

Wilford: is it genius or madness

Bing: WHY AM I A SQUID

Google: ...gloves are condoms for your hands

Bim: actual cannibal cheeto

Jim's: i am but a lonely, sad miserable meme

The Host: fruit cake is the equivalent to satan's ass

Ed Edgar: RICH? MORE LIKE B I T C H

Yandere: would u let me haunt u if i was a ghost

Silver Shepard: im gonna spit on his car because i cant afford goin to jail for destruction of property

KoTS: jokes on u i like eggs

Dr. Iplier: he's scrawny so i mean really how hard would it be to get out of his grip if he pinned me down

Anti: do you think if i threw a knife at a wall hard enough i could rip time and space itself

Schneep: freddy mercury killed me before i could finish talking

Chase: I FUCKING TRIPPED ON MY CANDY BAG I WANT TO DIE

Angus: my entire life is one big episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

Jackieboy: how do people expect me to do things i can't even tie my shoes correctly

Marvin: i am the human embodiment of the uwu extension for google chrome

Jameson: he is nothing but a pepperoni on the pizza of life

Robbie: i prefer the term limp noodle

très bien

calvin the cuddlefish is hands down the cutest thing ever

Hidden character arc: Iida gradually figuring out how to peel potatoes

BONUS AOYAMA:

boys who cry are the cutest tho