Kryoz: THATS IT *tackles Smitty*
Kryoz: *sitting on him while holding down smitty’s wrists* haha! i win mudderf-
Smitty: *moans*
Kryoz: …
Mini: *whispering to Panda* well this got awkward real fast
Kryoz: did… did you just..
Smitty: *blsuhing hardcore* IT WAS YOUR DAMN FAULT! YOU MADE ME DO IT!
Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao
if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
Jotr: *trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie*
Kryoz: if only you sucked my dick as hard as you suck that smoothie
Jotr: *starts coughing* whAT The fUCK
hey, friendly reminder that kryoz- john- is an amazing person
he works his ass off every day to make content. mans is hardworking, talented, and so deserving of support
he’s the KINDEST person ever? he’s a fucking sweetheart and although it’s not very obvious with the first look, if you pay attention to his videos you should know he’s a real damn softie. his heart is too big for his got damb body.
he loves his fans and is such an easygoing person. he gets along well with everyone n is such a chill boy. he is INCREDIBLY unappreciated and i wish he wasn’t, he deserves the whole fucking world- and more.
personally, he has done so much for me. he has helped me through shit, he’s made me smile, he’s made me laugh, he’s been a friend to me even if he doesn’t know who i am. john has saved my life and he is my hero.
tl;dr - john is so deserving of more love. please give him love. here’s photos of the man that you should love to pieces.
me, reading my completely incoherent essay and deciding its ready to be submitted for 30% of my final grade
my cat likes being gently scraped with a plastic butter knife like a cute lil fuzzy piece of toast WAY more than she likes any of the grooming utensils or toys i have spent actual money on
me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault
Kryoz: i can’t believe this
Smitty: believe what?
Kryoz: that you’d do this to me
Smitty: what did i do-
Kryoz: YOURE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK CUTE AGAIN STOP IT IM TOO GAY FOR THIS