Someone: Quit Bouncing Your Leg Me: Hesitates But Continues To Lowkey Bounce My Leg

a m b i g u o u s

Mini: [holding an ambiguous bottle] Is this whiskey or perfume?

Kryoz: [grabs and chugs the entire bottle]

Kryoz: It’s perfume.

yall know so much about astrology

Shoutout To:

-Shoutout to all the pansexuals who are told, “that’s just another word for bisexual” -Shoutout to all the bisexuals who get erased by the media and told, “it’s just a phase” -Shoutout to all the gay boys just realizing that maybe, just maybe, girls aren’t for them -Shoutout to all the gay girls who are just realizing that hey, maybe I want a Princess instead of a Prince Charming -Shoutout to all the trans boys who have to deal with menstrual cycles and misgendering and testosterone to achieve what you already are -Shoutout to all the transgirls who have to go through hormones and misgendering to achieve what you already are -Shoutout to all the aro/asexuals who are erased from the community and are told, “You just haven’t met the right person yet.” -Shoutout to all the queer people who are searching for the right term for them, and those who feel most comfortable not defining themselves with a specific term You are all valid. You are all beautiful. ❤️💛💚💙💜

Jotr: *trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie*

Kryoz: if only you sucked my dick as hard as you suck that smoothie

Jotr: *starts coughing* whAT The fUCK

not even a millisecond later 

this gives me so many tiktok vibes tbh i love it

GIMME GIMME GIMME- (EDIT)-GBG

i wanna apologize the second boom is very loud i messed up, too lazy to fix :)

Our dog kept barking at nothing and it was getting on my nerves so I went inside and yelled “LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING” at him, and he sat down in front of me and waited patiently to be explained a thing.

I have been waiting all year to post this.