THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

That’s how people live.

Panda: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Ohm: Why? Because they’re big and scary? Because-

Panda: Because they’re all dead

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

so we had some bs "service learning day" today and one of the activities was to sit through four hours of people talking on flimsy ass bleachers. people got rowdy n loud as usual, so when the teachers finally got sick of it one teacher grabbed the mic and basically said that if the people wanted to leave they could get up and go into the upper gym to sit quietly. half of the assembly of like 300 kids got up and left. they tried to guilt us into not going but like,, no one gave a single shit.

its a bunch of stressed, bored teens what did they expect

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of